[X] My Assistant

I can almost taste the bitter flavor of loneliness.

But there's nothing I can do about it. I'm exhausted by so many things that have become simultaneously shitty...

I will help you in any and every possible way I can my love. I never want you to be lonely

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just turned 27...feeling old...

Unhappy birthday, Coloris. It's alright if you don't get the reference. The game is not very popular here and unless you like the level 10000 cap, fuckable half-breed MC and girls, farming business and delicious music, you shouldn't play it.

On topic: Don't EVER feed my sister with too many onions! THAT'S a tornado,fillies and gentlecolts....

I don't know how that sentence was supposed to be interpreted, but that gave me a raging boner. I'll just pretend it's normal because I woke up like 15 minutes ago.

Does she just crave onions or... ?

ADDENDUM : UAO has just crossed the ultimate line and now is officially worse than Dovah0. Not just DP, DTC. And a terrible thread at that, as usual.

ADDENDUM 2 : In French Internet slang, DTC is short for "in your pooper". True story. And that's what should happen in this situation, my friends.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 08:09

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bonkers

"dans ton coulon", pssibly?
Sorry if it's wrong, I derived it form "enculer", which is the only swearword we've ever learned...

Also: No, when you eat onions, you fart, as well as when you eat beans, pepper or sauerkraut, that was the point of it, and NO, you DON'T want to meet my sister, ask Pseudoloco (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE LIKE TO ADOPT KIDS AND MAYBE YOU COULD BE THE NEXT KID, HENCE THE JOKE...OH NEVER MIND.

*facehoof*
Yeah, I got THAT, I'm just confused as to what made you think I have the proper skin colour to be adopted by Brangie...

Oh gosh, I will go to hell for this....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 4 2012, 11:31

"dans ton coulon"

You were pretty close. The correct answer is "dans ton cul", but "dans ton côlon" would also be acceptable.

Oh, I see you already know how to diss in French. :3

Also: No, when you eat onions, you fart, as well as when you eat beans, pepper or sauerkraut, that was the point of it

Yeah, so I was right. Thanks, my raging boner is back now and the PT is going to come for the daily lung training.

Better hurry and get it all out before the guy goes "WTF are you doing ?! You're not supposed to do this in your current health condition !"

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 13:01

You were pretty close. The correct answer is "dans ton cul", but "dans ton côlon" would also be acceptable.

Oh, I see you already know how to diss in French. :3

Yeah, so I was right. Thanks, my raging boner is back now and the PT is going to come for the daily lung training.

Better hurry and get it all out before the guy goes "WTF are you doing ?! You're not supposed to do this in your current health condition !"

I cannot and wannot compute what you just saiud, so ahve a bluescreen instead:

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This post has been edited by Benjiro: Apr 4 2012, 13:46

I gave my dearest one my iPad on her birthday, which was on March 31st, because I'm sick of seeing her spending hours doing cleanup on her 10-year computer. She declined the offer and said I'd make better use it, so we negotiated and came up with a 50-50 deal.

How is this related to the previous post ? Well, there are quite a bunch of pictures I saved from pixiv back when I was at the hospital and some of them feature that kind of content. Told her I would take the time to transfer and remove them first, but she said it wasn't necessary because she already knows about my fetishes and I'd just end up wasting too much time.

I'm still not sure she would enjoy accidentally seeing that kind of stuff, though... :3

LTIT : Benji probably is in a shock state now.

SEMI-RELATED ADDENDUM : Some protein boosters give you the runs as a side effect. And no, this is not enjoyable.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 15:30

You're both awful.

You're both awful.

*Hugs Rob*

I'm too confused about Rob's post to think about something worth posting.

And this, my friends, was the last thing I thought.

EDIT : Actually, no, I lied. There's a quadruple thread creator amongst us now.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 18:46

A week ago, I would have posted this:
"Mika Kurorgyne is a pretty swella fella and one of the few, if not the only, Spamhaus fucktwat whose presence of a brain doesn't have to be doubted and carefully estimated, I wish he would get rid of this alleged curse and show his face more often, as he likeably seems to do recently."

But then, shit hit the fan, all went black, and now I'm back, and can hardly realize what my eyes recognise:
He already spreads his AIDS and harmful french ways all over this wretched place!

At least the internet still doesn't disappoint me. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)

Oh snap, my sides. My sides. I laughed a bit too hard. You are a true gentlecolt, Benjiro. And possibly even a scholar. :3

On a sidenote, I still don't know what disappointed Rob the most : my odd fetishes, my craving for several talented sandwich cooks eating their own seafood or what I posted about that mysterious "dearest one". And honestly, I don't care. And neither does any of you.

And so, life goes on.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 4 2012, 20:10

It pleases me when people I hate stop posting.

Right ?

Are you a spy?

Your picture has been delivered at the usual place, Benjiro.

Radixius shouldn't click that link because it will definitely not be relevant to his interests.

Why does everytime when my doctor replaces my medicines to new ones I'm getting even more dangerous stuff? Fuck this world. :<

Every medicine is potentially dangerous.

Ever heard of benefit/risk ? That's how they prioritize prescriptions.

Every medicine is potentially dangerous.

Ever heard of benefit/risk ? That's how they prioritize prescriptions.

I know all this stuff, but every time I read the new medicines instructions and see side-effects like "thrombocytopenia", "granulocytopenia", "leukocytopenia", "erythema", "myalgia", "arthralgia", "bipolar disorder", "hemorrhage" or "necrosis" - it's fuckin' freaks me out.

Just calm down & listen to the doctor. He doesn't want to kill you (I hope..)