[X] My Assistant

Now wonder I keep seeing your posts in Game & Tech Chat.

The sections I choose to post in are completely random, but there are some I try to stay away from.

Internet posting OCD. Add this to your DSM-IV, motherfuckers.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 2 2012, 10:29

Y'ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's 'cause you make 'em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes and put that in your milk! For Your Health!

I'm one of those people who enjoy cracking their joints.

I misinterpreted that sentence and thought cmal was a junkie.

I enjoy snorting cocaine off *mal's posterior, if that matters.

I'm not sure that matters, but as long as you enjoy it, that's fine.

Also, semi-relevant to my interests.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 2 2012, 17:49

Mika Kurogane is sure pretty active in EH Forums.

Mika Kurogane is French for "Less Creepy, Less Wall of Text D.D.D."

Y'ever wonder why ice cubes taste so boring? It's 'cause you make 'em outta stupid water, you bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there and freeze it into ice cubes and put that in your milk! For Your Health!

I tried putting OJ in milk once thinking I'd get a creamsicle, what I got was pure not-from-concentrate evil.

I misinterpreted that sentence and thought cmal was a junkie.

You don't put crack in a joint. That's a waste of perfectly good crack.

I enjoy snorting cocaine off *mal's posterior, if that matters.

Doing a bump of coke off an Asian's ass is the classiest of pastimes.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 2 2012, 19:21

D.D.D.

Who ?

A cute looking, but awful person whom used to post here constantly. Usually in Spamhaus, but would come out to spam the other forums with walls of text that were an absolute chore to read.

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Birthday    **********ll*

April Fools' joke or false information ?

I wanted to wish him happy birthday march 28 Lady Gaga's date of birth.

A cute looking, but awful person whom used to post here constantly. Usually in Spamhaus, but would come out to spam the other forums with walls of text that were an absolute chore to read.

Also a serious bible humper, apparently.

I'm an agnostic, if you care about that kind of stuff. The only thing I believe in is lesbian sex.

I wanted to wish him happy birthday march 28 Lady Gaga's date of birth.

Another reference I missed. I don't care about Lady Gaga anyway, so let's forget about it.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 2 2012, 19:21

Hear hear.

Also a serious bible humper, apparently.

Weird, considering his attraction to Kuja and his blatant homosexuality, huh?

Indeed.

If I ever had to fuck a man for some reason, I'd go with Jonathan Goldsmith, myself.

Well, at least he'd make you sound interesting for once :3

Indeed.

If I ever had to fuck a man for some reason, I'd go with Jonathan Goldsmith, myself.

Or the sweaty dude with the tits in your avatar, right?

Also, The Most Interesting Man in the World isn't no bottom bitch, yo. He's gonna fuck you, son.

Well, at least he'd make you sound interesting for once :3

ROFL

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Apr 2 2012, 19:38

Or the sweaty dude with the tits in your avatar, right?

That's another option, but the poor sirmadam has gone through a lot of trouble.

Well, at least he'd make you sound interesting for once :3

The Most Interesting Man in the World communicates attention through anal sex ? That's most interesting information.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Apr 2 2012, 20:02

The Most Interesting Man in the World communicates attention through anal sex ? That's most interesting information.

He'd tell a most daring tale of 'The Ravaging of the Frayed Sphincter' and enthrall everyone with his spellbinding baritone.

Speaking of frayed sphincters, my butt's been aching quite a lot recently.

I think sirmadam Harumi Kiyama is not the only one who's gone through a lot. The hospital staff will be hearing from my lawyers.

My name is Buck...

I'll call you Dollar from now on, Rad.