[X] My Assistant

Try fugu. No wait, don't. Because I like you, cmal, and I don't know if Lady Luck is watching over you. :3

I've wanted to, but I haven't been able to find a place. Its a strictly regulated practice.

Some of us don't live in the future with a decent bakery on every corner, sir :<

I would have thought that there would be some Mom&Pop-type bakery where you live.

The only time I've tried making my own bread from scratch was when I was 6.

I used some flour, yeast extract and water, made it into a ball of paste and put it into the microwave oven. The resulting disaster looked like a big grey pizza and wasn't exactly edible, but at least the oven didn't explode.

True story.

I've tried making the rice cooker bread from Yakitate Japan. It is passable, but it is what it is -- bread made in a rice cooker.

A guy I knew in college once used his rice cooker as a deep fryer. It died. True story.

A guy I knew in college once used his rice cooker as a deep fryer. It died. True story.

Which one ? The rice cooker or the guy ? :3

I would have thought that there would be some Mom&Pop-type bakery where you live.

Just for sweetbreads and muffins and the like.

Which one ? The rice cooker or the guy ? :3

I believe the pronoun 'it' referenced the rice cooker, as opposed to 'he' if it was the guy. I'm surprised he didn't burn his apartment down. He was always doing those kinds of shenanigans.

Maybe if you're a retard. A written representation could be considered graphical, sure, but then you'd have to assume that :3 is a written representation of something. And I know what you're thinking, logically it is something that is written, so it is. But rhetorically, that's not what the definition is harkening to, rather written would refer to a phrase that is literally describing something that can be relayed to the brain and make it conjure that image, such as "the sky is blue" or "a tangerine is a round piece of fruit" or even "Evil Scorpio is an egomaniacal piece of garbage that has no reason to be haughty and an unwarranted sense of self-importance."

The last one is valid as it brings about the image of the sort of languid individual that fits that description. But I digress.

":3" isn't a representation of anything, if you brain is considering it to be a face, consider that a hard-wired response in your stupid brain as it could be construed in a multitude of ways, mathematically, for one. Just like ":<" could be construed mathematically. Or maybe their usage is more due to the shape of the characters used within, not representing something that can be described, but rather a personal indicator that can't be regarded with a simple, typical emoticon, a signature or some sort of mark? Besides, what faces could ":3" and ":<" possibly represent? And before you answer that, recall whether what you're thinking is true or if your brain's face perception is kicking in out of desperation to codify it and be considered correct.

Thus I propose to you that, since ":3" and ":<" are not written representations of anything substantial, that they are not graphical, but rather simply personal marks on my posts to represent, not an emotion, but a particular tone. And since tone cannot be represented physically, it cannot be described in a graphical manner.

I've read it all, and I think the best answer will be this quote:

Whatever helps you masturbate at night, bro.

Just another example of you not having any counterpoint and resorting to idiocy. What else is new? I'm fairly positive you assume you're getting a stir out of me, much like some Russian moron that came around these parts assumed he could get under others' skin for the fun of it but failed at miserably. It's really just cloying and pitiful and maybe you should, I don't know, stop?

Whereas, apparently, my posts leave you without resolve, retort or recompense and naked to more haranguing, you've done little to stifle my tenacity. So while it looks as if you're floundering against your own brevity, I really fail to see what you're trying to accomplish other than abject failure.

ADDENDUM: By the bye, Mika, your signature looks danked the hell up on the right side under the Fusion skin, might want to check that out because whoever made that didn't double check their work and is deplorable and bad at what they do.

This post has been edited by radixius: Mar 31 2012, 10:01

When things devolve into a discussion on the definition of the word "graphical," maybe it's time to drop it.

You can still get pretty nice baguettes around here, and bread in general. Local grocers are good like that.

Just another example of you not having any counterpoint and resorting to idiocy. What else is new? I'm fairly positive you assume you're getting a stir out of me, much like some Russian moron that came around these parts assumed he could get under others' skin for the fun of it but failed at miserably. It's really just cloying and pitiful and maybe you should, I don't know, stop?

Whereas, apparently, my posts leave you without resolve, retort or recompense and naked to more haranguing, you've done little to stifle my tenacity. So while it looks as if you're floundering against your own brevity, I really fail to see what you're trying to accomplish other than abject failure.

I'm getting used to your constant attempts to piss me off, so I can't really give a fuck about it. You're calling me an "egomaniacal piece of garbage that has no reason to be haughty and an unwarranted sense of self-importance", but you can find an ideal example of this behavior by looking in the mirror. "Russian moron", huh? How cliched. Of course I could type a similar long-ass posts in return exlaining why you're wrong and all this, but what for? Since you don't give a fuck about my words, every time when you have nothing to say you use something like the quote I've used this time. So why I need to bother myself with logical and detailed answers if they goes to abyss anyway? I'm not as much egocentric as you, so I will not perform this type of public acting just to satisfy my sense of self-significance.

Oh, I've made another long post. But to make it easie for you to use your usual mindless answers, I'll try to explain the main point of my message in some way you can understand it: "fuck you".

When things devolve into a discussion on the definition of the word "graphical," maybe it's time to drop it.

Your face does :<

You can still get pretty nice baguettes around here, and bread in general. Local grocers are good like that.

Your face does :3

I believe the pronoun 'it' referenced the rice cooker, as opposed to 'he' if it was the guy. I'm surprised he didn't burn his apartment down. He was always doing those kinds of shenanigans.

I guess I assumed the guy was not human. Which sounds just about right considering that last sentence.

ADDENDUM: By the bye, Mika, your signature looks danked the hell up on the right side under the Fusion skin, might want to check that out because whoever made that didn't double check their work and is deplorable and bad at what they do.

Fuck, I forgot there were multiple skins on this shitty forum. I'll try that and check.

There's a little bit of purple on the right side when using Fusion, if that's what you meant. Nothing big, really. :3

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 12:24

I KNEW it!

"Russian moron"

That would make a nice quote for a sig.

Also, about British food, I think that some traditional food can be considered roastbeef and sausages with mashed potatoes, but since British were in Hong Kong and India, and lots of immigration has come to England, it's hard to keep traditions. My opinion, though.

About why prices on food in Japan are so high I dare say that the fact that it is an island and the fact that closer country is their archnemesis doesn't help much.

Shit blowing up again. Thanks, Dad.

Last thing I thought : I went into hypocrite mode and sent EA Customer Service a bug report about several glitches in The Sims FreePlay. Then I'll wait for their answer for a few days and start abusing them if I don't get a reply. :3
Full story here, right under Pseudoshy's leet post. Also, this whole Talk To A Game Advisor thing is full of shit because they don't even know The Sims FreePlay is one of their games.

ADDENDUM : My room's window shutter is getting assaulted by a cat. I guess it's a she since she just won't stop going 'meow' and trying to claw it off, and both of my cats are playing in the garden.

Mating urges ? Do I smell like a cat or something ?

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 13:01

Some of us don't live in the future with a decent bakery on every corner, sir :<

I live in the past where my neighborhood bakesmith allows my clan the use of his oven to make our vittles.

I've mentioned Sailormoon when discussing something in the game chat of some MMORPG. It turned out nobody knew who she is. I've felt like a goddamn dinosaur...

This post has been edited by Evil Scorpio: Mar 31 2012, 16:11

I hope Marshall Handkerchief doesn't spot this thread.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 16:39

I've mentioned Sailormoon when discussing something in the game chat of some MMORPG. It turned out nobody knew who she is. I've felt like a goddamn dinosaur...

Don't. Some anime from the 80s and 90s are in fact very good and should be appreciated.

Don't. Some anime from the 80s and 90s are in fact very good and should be appreciated.

Yeah, that's the point. It's sad when good things become forgotten.

You could just have been playing with 10-year old kids who only know about the currently airing shows.

That dinosaur feeling is pretty normal amongst legal EH members. And by legal, I mean adults.

ADDENDUM : My room's window shutter is getting assaulted by a cat. I guess it's a she since she just won't stop going 'meow' and trying to claw it off, and both of my cats are playing in the garden.

There used to be this little black kitten who would jump up and hang on my window screen whenever I was at my computer and my window was open. Now she's (looked like a she) all grown up and getting into fights with the other neighborhood outside cats.