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I don't think I've ever ran into a cultural food group that I would call gross, I've liked all sorts of food. I get a feeling I wouldn't like Filipino food from the looks of it though.

Chap, the absolutely worst kind of food is the British kind.
Urgh, I think I just got a little vomit in my mouth because of thinking about it.

Actually the sentence "You are what you eat" does make sense. Because the British are butt ugly people.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Mar 30 2012, 23:41

LOL, British food is awful trope.

Oh really, mr. "I-love-to-use-:3"? Your hypocricy is fascinating, Rad.

Which is why I wrote "graphical". Or can you also not read?

Also, I was trying to point out that people with a huge post count may actually have a social life.

I don't know if you'd call it social but yeah, I've been pretty busy lately. I always thought my post count was big because I've been here a long time. I never took extended breaks like some others have.

I haven't had a social life since I got out of school. And by social life I mean the occasional shenanigans with people when I wasn't in the lab. I don't even like the people I work with on the rare occasions I have to pop into the office and see them.

Same, except with me it kind of ceased when I stopped partying like a maniac. We all grew up and went our separate ways. Some died before their time, some moved away. I don't like most people because people in general suck. I'm extremely particular about who I let into my life these days.

Chap, the absolutely worst kind of food is the British kind.
Urgh, I think I just got a little vomit in my mouth because of thinking about it.

Actually the sentence "You are what you eat" does make sense. Because the British are butt ugly people.

Never had British... Didn't really know they had any sort of specific cultural food. I've never in my life heard of the term 'British food'. Probably because it sucks.

Watch something with Gordon Ramsey or Jamie Oliver and you'll see plenty of the awful shit Brits cook and consume.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Mar 31 2012, 04:31

Which is why I wrote "graphical". Or can you also not read?

In fact any symbol is a graphical unit, so it's more like you don't know what are you talking about.

Maybe if you're a retard. A written representation could be considered graphical, sure, but then you'd have to assume that :3 is a written representation of something. And I know what you're thinking, logically it is something that is written, so it is. But rhetorically, that's not what the definition is harkening to, rather written would refer to a phrase that is literally describing something that can be relayed to the brain and make it conjure that image, such as "the sky is blue" or "a tangerine is a round piece of fruit" or even "Evil Scorpio is an egomaniacal piece of garbage that has no reason to be haughty and an unwarranted sense of self-importance."

The last one is valid as it brings about the image of the sort of languid individual that fits that description. But I digress.

":3" isn't a representation of anything, if you brain is considering it to be a face, consider that a hard-wired response in your stupid brain as it could be construed in a multitude of ways, mathematically, for one. Just like ":<" could be construed mathematically. Or maybe their usage is more due to the shape of the characters used within, not representing something that can be described, but rather a personal indicator that can't be regarded with a simple, typical emoticon, a signature or some sort of mark? Besides, what faces could ":3" and ":<" possibly represent? And before you answer that, recall whether what you're thinking is true or if your brain's face perception is kicking in out of desperation to codify it and be considered correct.

Thus I propose to you that, since ":3" and ":<" are not written representations of anything substantial, that they are not graphical, but rather simply personal marks on my posts to represent, not an emotion, but a particular tone. And since tone cannot be represented physically, it cannot be described in a graphical manner.

Never had British... Didn't really know they had any sort of specific cultural food. I've never in my life heard of the term 'British food'. Probably because it sucks.

They have this one dish that looks like black jello. It is actually gelatinous pig's blood. That's the only British food I know of.

Nearly every culture in the world (save for probably the Jews, since the consumption of blood is taboo according to old Biblical law) has a dish or several based on blood. Sometimes they're in pudding/custard/jelly form, sometimes they're in sausage form, sometimes they're in soup/stew form.

The only food I ever eat is toasts, butter, jam, chocolate milk, ground beef, rice, pasta, soup, yoghurt and apple sauce. Cereals at breakfast give me constipation so I try and stay away from that shit (har har). True story.

I also went to a French-styled bakery and it was good and pretty cheap.

Then that also makes my friend a liar/photoshopper since he showed me a photograph where a baguette clearly was ￥600, which is about $7.24 at the current exchange rate (current price here is $1, but they used to be $0.50).

Well, he's still my friend because he's kind-hearted. When someone has a mostly shitty personality and you've known them for a long time, you have to try and focus on their good traits. :3

On a sidenote, fruits are pretty overpriced in Japan. LOL $25 watermelons. Also, those huge square watermelons can go for quite a lot of bucks.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 08:21

I want to learn to bake my own bread. But I've recently sworn off that shit because jesusfuckchrist the white flour :<

Also, soda is the worst, so I've cut that, as well.

I want to learn to bake my own bread. But I've recently sworn off that shit because jesusfuckchrist the white flour :<

We have bake-it-yourself bread in France. It's been already baked once but you still have to grill it before eating it and then you can pretend you made it yourself.

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Also, milk bread. Shit tastes pretty decent.

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Also, soda is the worst, so I've cut that, as well.

My soda addiction came back after I went out of the hospital, partly because they made it part of the daily diet (your BMI is too low, faggot, eat more !)

Still have to drink it for the bubbles and caffeine. Coca-Cola junkie syndrome.

Also, orange juice. At least that shit tastes good.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 08:32

Trying to stop having tits and a gut since I'm the wrong gender for one and the wrong age for the other.

Manboobs ? Fuck, my BMI is 18 right now. Back in the days when I was a high school nerd, it was over 30. Good times.

Factual anecdote : worst BMI I've ever had was 15 and that still didn't seem to qualify as anorexia.

ADDENDUM : LOL, [www.wolframalpha.com] ideal body weight. Wolfram Alpha is the shit.

ADDENDUM 2 : They're wrong about the lung capacity but I can't blame them about that since I can't include the recent event as a parameter. :3

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 31 2012, 08:50

People who eat raw fish and enjoy it should be hit my speeding trucks.

The only food I ever eat is toasts, butter, jam, chocolate milk, ground beef, rice, pasta, soup, yoghurt and apple sauce. Cereals at breakfast give me constipation so I try and stay away from that shit (har har). True story.

God, I would kill myself if that was all I ate. Food, rather than drink, is my vice of choice. As long as it isn't dangerous or contain blood, I'll probably try it at least once.

Then that also makes my friend a liar/photoshopper since he showed me a photograph where a baguette clearly was ￥600, which is about $7.24 at the current exchange rate (current price here is $1, but they used to be $0.50).

Well, yeah it is going to be way more expensive in Japan since it is a "foreign good". But it wasn't that expensive.

On a sidenote, fruits are pretty overpriced in Japan. LOL $25 watermelons. Also, those huge square watermelons can go for quite a lot of bucks.

Japan doesn't exactly have a lot of arable land, so yeah, fresh produce is premium.

I want to learn to bake my own bread. But I've recently sworn off that shit because jesusfuckchrist the white flour :<

I've made my own bread before. Its so good, but good god its so much fucking work. I just go to a local bakery and buy fresh bread.

People who eat raw fish and enjoy it should be hit my speeding trucks.

=C I love raw fish. Especially mackerel. God, I love mackerel so much.

This post has been edited by derpymal: Mar 31 2012, 08:53

Try fugu. No wait, don't. Because I like you, cmal, and I don't know if Lady Luck is watching over you. :3

I've made my own bread before. Its so good, but good god its so much fucking work. I just go to a local bakery and buy fresh bread.

Some of us don't live in the future with a decent bakery on every corner, sir :<

The only time I've tried making my own bread from scratch was when I was 6.

I used some flour, yeast extract and water, made it into a ball of paste and put it into the microwave oven. The resulting disaster looked like a big grey pizza and wasn't exactly edible, but at least the oven didn't explode.

True story.