[X] My Assistant

My mom is fat. And ugly.

Sums it up quite nicely for me, oh and incest is a turnoff for me.

Sums it up quite nicely for me, oh and incest is a turnoff for me.

Unless its LoS and his sister. I'd pay to see that :3

Unless its LoS and his sister. I'd pay to see that :3

Hm, I'd rather just pay to have his sister.

Hm, I'd rather just pay to have his sister.

Well, that too. Whatever, as long as I get to see her naked.

My mom's girlfriend

I'll pretend I didn't see the word "fat" in there and keep that part. Looking good.

I'll pretend I didn't see the word "fat" in there and keep that part. Looking good.

What the fuck was I thinking. I probably wasn't. I meant to say boyfriend... Sorry chap, hope it didn't disappoint you.

What the fuck was I thinking. I probably wasn't. I meant to say boyfriend... Sorry chap, hope it didn't disappoint you.

It did, but I kind of guessed you had made a mistake. No worries !

Also, I am indeed an odd man, as stated in my custom title. And I like you too, Pseudoshy. :3

It did, but I kind of guessed you had made a mistake. No worries !

Also, I am indeed an odd man, as stated in my custom title. And I like you too, Pseudoshy. :3

Why do I start to feel like in Carebears Land?

That feeling will vanish before you even know it.

(God dammit, fuck you people for posting so much)

I'm single because I really can't tell when people are messing with me to be funny.

When the city you live in has an urban area of about 500 square miles, walking isn't really an option unless you have of lot of time to waste.

Understandable, though I was under the impression they had cabs and buses and occasionally subways. Of course, I haven't been in any of the above, and I'm guessing the experience isn't a fun one.

When I have to go out (emergency situations such as monthly shopping or much more common medical appointments), I can use public transport just fine unless shit's really crowded, regardless of my social-related disorders. Taxis are another alternative but shit's fucking overpriced.

Probably still cheaper than the long-term costs of parking, car maintenance, and gasoline. Plus, nobody has ever busted the window and stolen the stereo out of your taxi.

I've never known that to be the point of a city. I imagine it the other way around where you drive everywhere in a city but can take a leisurely stroll in a small town.

I guess that's the case in some small towns. Around here, things are a bit too sprawled out, and there aren't any sidewalks or bike paths nearby.

I play mahjong, rummy and canasta. True story.

I started learning Mahjong because of a browser game. Factual anecdote.

Graphical smilies are the bane of existence and anyone that uses them willingly with any regularity is declaring themselves mentally retarded. No exceptions.

Extreme, absolute hyperbole is always the best possible response. No exceptions.

I'm single because I post too much.

I started learning Mahjong because of a browser game. Factual anecdote.

Same. From an adult Java applet using [jan2.kalin.to] this template, tweaked and drawn by Poni. And I got raped a good bunch of times by the whole Momotsuki school before getting the hang of it.

I'm single because I post too much.

Might be another reason for me. Tenseigamoon is married, though.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 30 2012, 08:54

Mahjong-based H games? Fuck that, I'll just download the CG sets. Somebody's bound to have made one, right? Either that or download a save file. Or hack the game to give a complete gallery. Or something else that involves not playing mahjong in order to get the goodies.

Protip : You can access the files directly for any 雀悟狼-j applet. Just look for the filename in the source code of the HTML file and add an underscore to grab the actual picture.

Batch rename and profit.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 30 2012, 08:58

I played an H-game version of Uno. Factual anecdote.

Tenseigamoon is married, though.

Really? I never heard that. Congrats Tens, wherever you are.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Mar 30 2012, 09:01

That's what I heard, at least. We didn't get to see pics, so maybe it didn't happen.

Shit this hot weather! Oh god, please turn this burning hellhole turns into a frozen hellhole!

Well, North Korea's at it again. That was surprisingly fast.

Derailing pointless general chat threads is slightly entertaining.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Mar 30 2012, 10:07

Blorg is so ronery in Korea.

Blorg is always lonely.

The emptiness helps him cope.