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[thelastword.msnbc.msn.com] http://thelastword.msnbc.msn.com/_news/201...ning-for-senate

Go, Hank, go!

Sad thing is he'd probably do better than a lot of the clowns already there.

I love Hank's campaign ad. At the end he's so badass, just licking his arm.

They even have a [hankforsenate.com] Website, I'd certainly vote for Hank, cats are incredibly underrepresented here in America.

I got cocky. I took my snow clearing stuff out of my car last week thinking that there was too little a chance we'd see snow again with how this winter has been. If we couldn't get any sort of snow in the dead of winter, why would I expect to see it now that winter is breaking and ducks and rabbits and shit are starting to show themselves again? The snowy/freezing rain mix of tonight tells me I got too antsy.

A'yup, that's New England weather for you.

Mother Nature's a cold-hearted sadistic bitch.

Mother Nature's a cold-hearted sadistic bitch.

Do you wanna tell me that I'm a masochist?

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They even have a [hankforsenate.com] Website, I'd certainly vote for Hank, cats are incredibly underrepresented here in America.

Download a Window/Yard Sign Click here to download a "Hank For Senate" window sign and put on in your window, or an image suitable for making your own yard sign.

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OMG, so cute. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

He'd definitely get my vote. I hope he wins. He should be president.

I know it's bad to revel in someone's death, but I can't help but crack a tiny smile with Andrew Breitbart gone. Sure, death isn't exactly the ideal end, maybe if he would have just gone mute or had his fingers broken, but he was a pretty big taint so I can't even force a tear even when I poke my eyes trying.

I know it's bad to revel in someone's death, but I can't help but crack a tiny smile with Andrew Breitbart gone. Sure, death isn't exactly the ideal end, maybe if he would have just gone mute or had his fingers broken, but he was a pretty big taint so I can't even force a tear even when I poke my eyes trying.

Dude was an awesome IRL troll.

I just noticed this news blurb on my homepage.

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What's funny is the title along with a picture that looks like they're boning.

If that were the case, then that dude has one serious game face there.

Do you wanna tell me that I'm a masochist?

I think you've done that for me.

If that were the case, then that dude has one serious game face there.

That's totally how I look when I fire the torpedoes.*

*: trying to think of euphemisms for cum you don't hear often.

*: trying to think of euphemisms for cum you don't hear often.

How about "decorating the cake"?

How about "decorating the cake"?

Not bad. Other decent ones I thought of:

releasing the hounds
painting the town white
moisturizing

Those euphemisms suck.

euphemisms suck generally.
They are awful and don't make you sound smarter.
In fact, they only show that you are a stuck-up piece of shit who knows how to read (e.g. "Euphemisms 101")

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This post has been edited by Benjiro: Mar 2 2012, 16:57

Knowing how to read is so hoity-toity.