[X] My Assistant

Cool, you can bunk with me and I can hit my spoon of the rim of your small cornflakes bowel.
No one is going to bomb Canada. It's Switzerland, too much of a pussy to be directly involved in the rest of the world's business and the perfect place to go if the current status of country sucks right now.

Funfact: I orignally wanted to emigrate to Switzerland because CERN, money, and cool democracy;
I decided against it because I don´t like the apparently prevalent mentality, the language(s) and how the votes turn out.
My point: at some point, I drew comparsions and almost exactly said the same as Rub Itagoodway... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

Also: snow.

heading home, but first! Cake. I've been wanting a piece of cake since last week.

Funfact: I orignally wanted to emigrate to Switzerland because CERN,

Why would you want to be close to that? If they open a wormhole by accident, you're getting your atoms ripped apart before anybody else. Or was that the idea, to avoid the pain and panic of dragging it out?

Switzerland is a pretty cool place. The problem is its in Europe.

I was going to post a picture of my beard in all its majesty. Then I decided that would be stupid and I shaved it off instead.

I was going to post a picture of my beard in all its majesty. Then I decided that would be stupid and I shaved it off instead.

Why do you tease us so?

I went through the entire winter without a beard. I haven't done that in years. Kinda cool; feels like I accomplished something.

beards are a burden.

Beards are a burden men must bear.

beards are a burden.

If you wear accessories that increase your maximum burden, then it shouldn't be a problem.

You are over encumbered.

You are over encumbered.

Drops wallet
Has identity stolen
Life is ruined
Game over

... and cannot run.

That's because I'm out of shape.

Which is why your max carry weight is low and you get over encumbered too easily.

But my alteration skill is maxed with my ability to sew, knit and make my outfits look just fabulous.

That is what the alteration skill was right?

I've had an interesting encounter with two mormon missionaries today:
Every cliché was fulfilled: One of 'em even talked with a cute little english accent.

Anyhow, I asked myself "why not?" and talked to them for a while,hoping to analyze their rethorical prowess.

It was one of the greatest disappointments in my most recent set of memories.... They kept smearing honey over my mouth although I even intently talked bullshit and threw in some utter illogicalities.
Anyways, they were nice, and so far the most open-minded and educated-seeming missionaries I stumbled over, gotta respect that.

I tried to talk them out of giving me their holy book..... I should have said that I'm most likely gonna use it as firewood. :/

Eddy: Why do I always let those kind of guys talk to me, anyways? I'm schizotypal, I should back away immediately!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Feb 29 2012, 00:02

Why do I always let those kind of guys talk to me, anyways?

Because you're a slut. A horny little slut.

This post has been edited by derpymal: Feb 29 2012, 00:14

Hey Benji, can I smear something sticky over your mouth?

Because you're a slut. A horny little slut.

Agreed.