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So, we can now go to Subway for breakfast, Dunkin Donuts for lunch, and Walmart for dinner? What is the world coming to?

14 year old is getting drunk and high with a bunch of older kids and the highlight of the article is the dangers of helium. It wasn't the helium that killed her, it was peer pressure and her own stupidity.

Yeah, the helium was not what they should've been talking about. News writers are idiots, and so are teenagers; nothing new there.

I hope you accidentally say that word during a job interview or during a presentation and get laughed at and never able to work there.

What if job interviewer happens to be a brony?

Short day at work today. Wish I hadn't got out of bed at all. Drinks tonight though.

sad and worrying, next thing whe read will be an 8 year old drug abuser O.D. in church school.

Kids today have no common sense or a healthy fear to parental punishment, the worst they get is a "time out" or a "therapist" to solve his or her issues.

And the parents? doing more important things of course. I was raised with this truth. Once you have children, you sacrifice your life and time for them. my mom and dad taught me that.

1. These things happen all the time, the difference is just that the media are more efficient in letting us know.

2. Anti-abortion efforts + parents who shouldn't have children = unwanted children. If there's a God, I consider anti-abortionists guilty of this.

1. These things happen all the time, the difference is just that the media are more efficient in letting us know.

2. Anti-abortion efforts + parents who shouldn't have children = unwanted children. If there's a God, I consider anti-abortionists guilty of this.

that is right, anti-abortionist don't want to accept this, not every person can handle the responsability of parenthood. the child's right to live is wasted in indifference from his/hers parents, or abuse, or even worse being overprotected.

“62 percent of kids who go into college with a faith commitment leave without it. I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely. The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country.” - Rick Santorum

Well Rick, do you think there's a good damn reason for that and it has nothing to do with Obama? How about education is the one thing that is able to cut through the bullshit of religion? It's funny how people go into institutions of higher learning and come out no longer believing in fairy tales.

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“62 percent of kids who go into college with a faith commitment leave without it. I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because of their indoctrination mills, absolutely. The indoctrination that is going on at the university level is a harm to our country.” - Rick Santorum

Well Rick, do you think there's a good damn reason for that and it has nothing to do with Obama? How about education is the one thing that is able to cut through the bullshit of religion? It's funny how people go into institutions of higher learning and come out no longer believing in fairy tales.

Rick Santorum deserves his namesake.

So does Fox News. (Deserve Rick Santorum's namesake, that is)

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Feb 25 2012, 03:28

Making polio his bitch... like a boss.

Why must I always be the responsible one in the group? No, the better question is - why doesn't the fucking group just let me sleep in?

I try to get up at ten. I set plenty of alarms, even prepaer a cup of coffee.

And then, I wake up, and it's almost 15.
fml.

So, we can now go to Subway for breakfast, Dunkin Donuts for lunch, and Walmart for dinner? What is the world coming to?

I'd rather go to Subway for all three of those any day.

For Benjiro

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Facebook just recommended that I "like" the activity of walking. First off, that's a stupid thing to recommend, especially based on absolutely nothing. The funniest part is that exactly 1 of my friends has "liked" this activity and just happens to be one of the fattest people on my list. Was I missing the part "to the fridge" or does "liking" an activity mean you don't actually have to do it? People, you make me giggle.

I'd rather go to Subway for all three of those any day.

Februany promotion?

Oh, my Christ. Benji, don't watch this.

Oh, my Christ. Benji, don't watch this.

DON'T think about pink elephants.

Oh, my Christ. Benji, don't watch this.

Then why post it in the first place? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Its a really obvious trap to get him to watch it anyway.

God, I need to get off YouTube like right now, I'm getting in too deep. It's so strange how I can look at gross porn and gore and it has no ill effect on me, but looking at certain things on the weird side of YouTube can nauseate me in an instant.

It usually starts off with music videos and cute kitten clips and somehow leads to animal mating, boil popping and various diseases. And from then on it just becomes too inexplicable for words.