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Sadly, that's about 90% of everything. I don't as much mind people who believe a cause they don't understand; What really bothers me, are people who vehemently believe a cause they don't understand, and want to force it down my throat.

That's more what I was getting at. I just didn't have the words at the time, I suppose.

Parmesan cheese can smell like vomit sometimes.

Smells more like a dirty open ass to me.

Fuck summer. Heat, humidity, festivals, ugly naked people, bad smells emanating from all the unattended dog crap on the streets.

Bring back winter.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Jun 27 2011, 14:25

But with winter you can get frozen swamp ass. That's like ten times worse than hot, sweaty swamp ass for some reason!

Smells more like a dirty open ass to me.

Aaaaand, now guess what I'm gonna think of every time I eat cheese...

Parmesan is the best shit in the world.

Back in our horrible teen years, my stepsister and I sprinkled Parmesan cheese in our other sister's bed one morning before she woke up and she couldn't figure out what that stench was. OMG, it smelled so fucking bad, just like puke. My stepmother finally demanded to know what it was and we had to confess.

We also used to draw on my stepsister's face when she was asleep and she'd wake up with a mustache and thick black eyebrows and hearts all over her forehead and cheeks. God, we could be terrible kids when we put our minds to it.

I litterally cover my pasta in that shit. I also throw grated, red cheddar on it.

The brand is important though. You don't want some shit that looks and smells like fishfood. You want some thick, stinky ass stuff that everyone knows as soon as you open the tub.

I'm getting hungry now. :drool:

I litterally cover my pasta in that shit.

What appropriate word choice.

I like Parmesan on shaghetti.

Fucking keyboard! I'm not fisxing that. I keep hitting the caps lock, too. Yesterday, I tried to sign in here but I kept getting an errotr message. I thought I'd been banned (for that Admins need love too pic in the GSC) but I finally figuyred out I was typing my password with the caps lock on.

Holy shit typos. You been drinking? =p

Holy shit typos. You been drinking? =p

No, you dolt. I'm still not quite used to this keyboard. Haven't you bneen paying attention to what I've neeb saying about it in this thread? I'm getting there, though.

*sigh*I'm not ficing that.

Aaaaand, now guess what I'm gonna think of every time I eat cheese...

Come come now, noah. We all know most cheese smells like something reminiscent of a dirty body part/crevice.

Oh, boy... Fromunda cheese...

No, you dolt. I'm still not quite used to this keyboard. Haven't you bneen paying attention to what I've neeb saying about it in this thread? I'm getting there, though.

*sigh*I'm not ficing that.

What kinda keyboard is it? Aren't they all basically the same?

Recent clackity-clack typos that I did fix:

Awww. Yeah, why do yjheuy

Although I think siome cat

Are you onew

Are you one of thgose

you'tre one of those

dirty sgh

stringy haored

The last five were ones in a single sentence that I never posted.


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Yhr ;as

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What kinda keyboard is it? Aren't they all basically the same?

No, a laptop has a smaller, compact keyboard and I've been typing on that for years so when I switched to a normal desktop one with my other computer, the keys are farther apart and they make so much fucking noise. I actually had another keyboard but the keys were raised up so high, it sucked way worse than this one.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Jun 27 2011, 22:00

I want to drink dos equis now... i feel like it was the last cold thing in this world.... i miss winter so badly while summer isn't even fully there yet...

Stay thirsty, my friend.

Protip: The more a cheese smells like ass, the better it tastes.

Precisely.