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Is it...

Is it in his ass?

Is it in your ass?

Touche, raddy.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Feb 22 2012, 06:39

We have the Zobaken between us. Vaf-vaf.

We have "I rape babies" between us?

Neat!

I mistranslated that, actually. It's not "I rape babies", it actually is "forceful sex with babies." It was all garbled up because I was thinking of Koine Greek, not Modern Greek, and that first period is traditionally supposed to be a comma if we follow what was originally written by Homer. So it works out to be "I have great forceful sex with babies, dumb sonuvabitch." But you'd see it localized as "I am great at raping babies, you dumb sonuvabitch." Take that as you will, I guess.

It can also be written as just "Zobaken" or "the Zobaken" and mean the same thing, somehow. I don't get it. So up there it would be "We have forceful sex with babies between us."

Greek is the dumbest.

This post has been edited by radixius: Feb 22 2012, 06:48

I thought Modern Greek only consisted of the phrase <Please help, our money is on fire!>

How topical!

Do people even pay attention to punctuation?

A friend of mine on Facebook posts "RIP Uncle Dana", which says to me someone he knows/loves just died and I figure that has to be obvious as to what kind of tone the post has. I don't know the guy or anything so obviously I feel nothing and I'm not going to reply. Along comes Private Punctuation with the reply "Sorry to hear!". What the actual fuck? Why would you choose to use an exclamation point there? I imagine seeing a guy mourning and someone walking up and screaming that and how awkward it would be.

Maybe that type of thing shouldn't bother me but boy does it.

This post has been edited by cptkleenex: Feb 22 2012, 07:24

I bet someone "Liked" that too.

Do people even pay attention to punctuation?

A friend of mine on Facebook posts "RIP Uncle Dana", which says to me someone he knows/loves just died and I figure that has to be obvious as to what kind of tone the post has. I don't know the guy or anything so obviously I feel nothing and I'm not going to reply. Along comes Private Punctuation with the reply "Sorry to hear!". What the actual fuck? Why would you choose to use an exclamation point there? I imagine seeing a guy mourning and someone walking up and screaming that and how awkward it would be.

Maybe that type of thing shouldn't bother me but boy does it.

Maybe you don't use your exclamation points as haphazardly as they do.

Thankfully not yet.

Excessive use of improper punctuation is a sign of a serious condition. You should see your local gun store for treatment.

You're right derpy? I wish there was more I could do!!! It seems they have to die:;, it's the only answer...

I love roasted bone marrow. Its also good in soup.

I read that as you having a roasted boner.

That's somebody's fetish and that somebody, somewhere is currently fapping to it.

I mistranslated that, actually. It's not "I rape babies", it actually is "forceful sex with babies." It was all garbled up because I was thinking of Koine Greek, not Modern Greek, and that first period is traditionally supposed to be a comma if we follow what was originally written by Homer. So it works out to be "I have great forceful sex with babies, dumb sonuvabitch." But you'd see it localized as "I am great at raping babies, you dumb sonuvabitch." Take that as you will, I guess.

It can also be written as just "Zobaken" or "the Zobaken" and mean the same thing, somehow. I don't get it. So up there it would be "We have forceful sex with babies between us."

Greek is the dumbest.

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I think there's something wrong with my insides... :/

Shit.

This post is worth +10% experience.

Gtfaway.

I think there's something wrong with my insides... :/

What's wrong, sweetie.