[X] My Assistant

I knew you'd say that.

My daddy makes me put glass in my vagina.

Is that why you're single?

HAHA.
God, kill me.

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The last time I opened Paint (the only thing I have), I got herpes. So some of us have to depend on the kindness of others to make us pretty.

People know the GIMP is free, right?

People know the GIMP is free, right?

Is that a herpes medication?

It's a free photo editting software. Kind of like photoshop, but free.

You're both right. At least, you can use GIMP to cover up those sores in your photo before you put it in your online dating profile.

GIVE ME MORE PANI PONI DASH HENTAI DAMMIT!!!

Ugh, I fell not too long ago and have been in excruciating pain since, I think I may have slipped a disc (I know it's a misnomer, bite me). Guess I'll have to go to the hospital later, what a pain in the ass...

GIVE ME MORE PANI PONI DASH HENTAI DAMMIT!!!

Rebecca Miyamoto (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blush.gif)

Ugh, I fell not too long ago and have been in excruciating pain since, I think I may have slipped a disc (I know it's a misnomer, bite me). Guess I'll have to go to the hospital later, what a pain in the ass...

I remember when I had a rather nasty fall last year. While playing with my nieces and nephews, I ran a bit too fast and tripped. I skidded a few good feet on my hands and knees. Funny thing is my right side was mostly intact, but my left side was fucked up. I picked myself up, stopped the bleeding and treated the wounds myself(hospital's too expensive for me, I fix myself up most times).

Anyway, I hope it's nothing serious bombdood.

Я Великий Зобакен. Ваф-ваф.

P.S.: Don't try to translate it, guys - your brain will explode. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

But you're socially ignorant. How can we trust what a shut in says about society?

I don't know precisely what image of me you have, but I real life conversations that don't involve putting on a false face and going to big social events pretending to be someone else, and I talk with both men and women friends a lot, regularly.

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For some reason I've remembered what I had a baseball cap with "Mighty Ducks of Anaheim" logo when I was ten or so. I wonder how are they doin' nowadays?

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This post has been edited by Evil Scorpio: Feb 14 2012, 18:12

Penguins

Я Великий Зобакен. Ваф-ваф.

P.S.: Don't try to translate it, guys - your brain will explode. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I have great Zobaken. Vaf-vaf.

My brain didn't explode, but like 31,415,941 other people, I think you're a retard.

I have great Zobaken. Vaf-vaf.

My brain didn't explode, but like 31,415,941 other people, I think you're a retard.

Actually it's not "I have great Zobaken", it's "I'm a Great Zobaken". (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

And "Vaf-vaf" is something like "Woof-woof". (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

This post has been edited by Evil Scorpio: Feb 14 2012, 20:13

31,415,941

RNG?

RNG?

Ask Beryl 'bout this. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Actually it's not "I have great Zobaken", it's "I'm a Great Zobaken". (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

And "Vaf-vaf" is something like "Woof-woof". (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

Yes, retards have been known to make barking noises and shout in proclamation random things.

RNG?

Pi.

Yes, retards have been known to make barking noises and shout in proclamation random things.

Maybe... But nobody cares. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Pi.

Yes, I see. You got me there.