It almost seems as if there is going to be a default winner in my signature thread and the avatar rad hates will have to remain since there's no challenger. Not a good match but thems be the brakes.
So some jackass was speeding (probably hitting 70ish/mph in a 25 zone) and ran over my neighbors chicken, the result was a glorious display of feathers, there was no blood or body to be seen (likely still on the car) - I was amused by this, my neighbor wasn't.