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Ehh... I don't want to eat soiled food. But if its rape we're talking about we can organize another kind of party for that. You bring the rope, azrael bring the duct tape, and I'll bring the ether.

I'll bring booze. Your party sounds fun!

I guess I'll contribute to the organisation and bring some potato chips. They're in my stomach. Muhaha.

This post has been edited by Lolicon_of_Sin: Feb 4 2012, 05:32

Haha, what the uck??
Just randomly saw that name pop up....

I have work tomorrow, it's gonna be a hitler day.

I just ate Indian. She was about eight years old and pretty tanned.

Got a little carried away with the duct tape

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This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Feb 4 2012, 07:21

Ehh... I don't want to eat soiled food.

It's grill flavoring.

Ugh. This thread is nauseating.

I woke up at 4am. Ugh.

Shit! My family members keep trying to arrange dates for me, why can't they just leave me alone?

Well, at least they're trying to help you... In their own stupid way. So kindly tell them to fuck off (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)

I'm getting hungry ._.

Well, I suppose it could have been worse, like that time that my grandmother tried to arrange a marriage for me (that was a nightmare, I almost gave in too).

The fuck is wrong with your family. Do you live in some backwards little town where devout religion is the norm?

Haha, no (hell no), my grandmother just wanted great-grand-kids, she's always been a little weird (and annoyingly persistent)...didn't help that the woman that she "set me up" with was one of those submissive types that go with whatever the parents decide (she was attractive though, a Japanese-Mexican girl, but if I wanted to go with submissive I'd rather have gotten a dog or something).

This post has been edited by bakabombdood: Feb 4 2012, 16:51

The fuck is wrong with your family. Do you live in some backwards little town where devout religion is the norm?

Fact: In some countries (that aren't America) it's custom to pick or arrange marriages for their children.

but if I wanted to go with submissive I'd rather have gotten a dog or something).

Ew. There was a guy here in Maine that married his dog a while back. So wrong.



This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Feb 4 2012, 16:51

Ugh, that kinda reminds me of how my mom wants grand-kids. She was so happy when my sister married years ago and so heart broken when my sister got divorced. Whenever we all happen to get together and she starts talking about grandchildren my sister and I just go 'fuck no'.

Fact: In some countries (that aren't America) it's custom to pick or arrange marriages for their children.

You say that as if I didn't know already. Remember, I'm not actually American born and have been to a few different shitty countries.

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Feb 4 2012, 16:51

The way you sounded there you seemed like you were surprised that such a thing happens.

Ew. There was a guy here in Maine that married his dog a while back. So wrong.

W-what, I thought that was made illegal - ugh, I'm never making that joke again.