[X] My Assistant

You are always a champion of reason.

The other day, my brother got an RSVP to a friend's wedding and he was like "because I actually have friends that get married". And I was like "yes, because going to other people's weddings are totally exciting and fun". True story.

I'm a human. Don't know about this nonsense creed, race, gender, and nationality bullshit that everyone tries to label each other with, but I thought we were all of the same species.

God my day was long, but I'm finally home, and slightly richer too. I gots moneyz to waste again!

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If you walk into a bank every week and there is someone there that punches you in the face every single time, wouldn't it be smart to maybe not go to the bank anymore?

Why then do people insist that I keep trying and trying to get into relationships when that's pretty much my history? Every time I've tried I've gotten punched in the face in one capacity or another so why shouldn't I be a little gun shy about trying again? "Oh you're just depressed and there's someone for everyone and blah blah blah". I'm happy for you that you got lucky, maybe even within the first couple of tries, but I have bitches that use me as a rebound left and right and get pregnant while I'm off getting my ass kicked in basic training. Excuse the fuck out of me for maybe not being all gungho about getting punched in the face again.

putting aside the shitty "things will work out in the end speech" There is no way i can tell you how the future is going to be, what i do can say is that no every girl is an idiot who doesn't understand the meaning of commitment or respect.

Take some time off, go out, make some friends of the opposite sex without sexual or sentimental interests, maybe in a month. It isn't a fucking race. Take your time, know the girl before investing your feelings.

I can only speak of my own experience, by no means I'm bragging, i have a relationship with an amazing girl, I have known her for almost 15 years, she has had 2 boyfriends and i 1 before we even considered going out. We know each other quite well and the relationship still has problems and shit. But that is why we have it, both of us enjoy the difficulty and problems, it makes us better.

Nothing is perfect, shit happens, just be strong, be smart and don't give up.

putting aside the shitty "things will work out in the end speech" There is no way i can tell you how the future is going to be, what i do can say is that no every girl is an idiot who doesn't understand the meaning of commitment or respect.

Take some time off, go out, make some friends of the opposite sex without sexual or sentimental interests, maybe in a month. It isn't a fucking race. Take your time, know the girl before investing your feelings.

I can only speak of my own experience, by no means I'm bragging, i have a relationship with an amazing girl, I have known her for almost 15 years, she has had 2 boyfriends and i 1 before we even considered going out. We know each other quite well and the relationship still has problems and shit. But that is why we have it, both of us enjoy the difficulty and problems, it makes us better.

Nothing is perfect, shit happens, just be strong, be smart and don't give up.

Do the people who say this stuff feel better after saying this shit? Do they feel a sense of accomplishment trying to console someone with pretty words? Because, honestly, I always found it patronizing. I bet some folks do cheer up when they're told to "buck up, there'll be better days", but that just seems cheap to me.

You are always a champion of reason.

Do the people who say this stuff feel better after saying this shit? Do they feel a sense of accomplishment trying to console someone with pretty words? Because, honestly, I always found it patronizing. I bet some folks do cheer up when they're told to "buck up, there'll be better days", but that just seems cheap to me.

As i said i wasnt bragging, nor patronizing, sorry if it was interpreted like that, it was just an attemp to give another point of view.

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Holy shit, did you draw that? Or did someone actually say the exact same thing verbatim as I did? That's pretty awesome. Acutally, on second look, I just realized it was a horrible attempt at a troll since the letter fonts look completely different. Now I am disappointed.

This post has been edited by Pseudoshy: Jan 28 2012, 03:49

Holy shit, did you draw that? Or did someone actually say the exact same thing verbatim as I did? That's pretty awesome.

Obviously he only edited the first text balloon of an existing cartoon.

The meanest professor in the world is Professor Oak...

Telling me there's 150 Pokeymans to catch, and when I finally do, tells me theres, like, 500 more he forgot to mention.

Fucker.

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I personally think that guy gets the award.
Pretending to be a doctor while poisoning everybody with his baking mixes.

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 28 2012, 04:21

In Nazi Germany, Doctors kill you.

I can only speak of my own experience, by no means I'm bragging, i have a relationship with an amazing girl, I have known her for almost 15 years, she has had 2 boyfriends and i 1 [. . .]

Good to know you had a boyfriend, guv!

I know this request belongs somewhere else, but I figure it would get the most attention here. Can anyone shrink this:
[iambrony.jsmart.web.id] http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/fi...uzz-d4dnfuc.gif
to dimensions 281x200 without losing pic quality, like my sig did? I'll send ya some hath if you can take a minute out of your day to do it for me, I just don't know jack squat about graphics and editing. I can pick out the individual parts of a computer and assemble a gaming rig by myself but I can't even edit a pic...

Anyways, thanks.

Good to know you had a boyfriend, guv!

oh sooooo, funny. rad

I know this request belongs somewhere else, but I figure it would get the most attention here. Can anyone shrink this:
[iambrony.jsmart.web.id] http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/fi...uzz-d4dnfuc.gif
to dimensions 281x200 without losing pic quality, like my sig did? I'll send ya some hath if you can take a minute out of your day to do it for me, I just don't know jack squat about graphics and editing. I can pick out the individual parts of a computer and assemble a gaming rig by myself but I can't even edit a pic...

Anyways, thanks.

(IMG:[i.lulzimg.com] http://i.lulzimg.com/c17180fc44.gif)

I know this request belongs somewhere else, but I figure it would get the most attention here. Can anyone shrink this:
[iambrony.jsmart.web.id] http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/fi...uzz-d4dnfuc.gif
to dimensions 281x200 without losing pic quality, like my sig did? I'll send ya some hath if you can take a minute out of your day to do it for me, I just don't know jack squat about graphics and editing. I can pick out the individual parts of a computer and assemble a gaming rig by myself but I can't even edit a pic...

Anyways, thanks.

Take your pick:

The one in the middle clearly has the best resolution.

Benjamin there are only 2 ponies, what are you talking about.

Well... that was kind of the point (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 28 2012, 07:09

Benjamin there are only 2 ponies, what are you talking about.

I really got to get my computer put together.