[X] My Assistant

My hand isn't normal:

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Yeah, you need to clip them nails, dude. Or paint them.

The thing that pisses me off the most is that it's my dominant hand and I had to learn how to use it with the slight handicap. The fingertip apparently made a huge fucking difference.

Dude, my fingernails grow like weeds. Like every three to five days I got to trim the bitches. And I'm always picking shit out from under my nails.

My hand isn't normal:

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Yous a powdery ass mofo my man.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Jun 22 2011, 06:24

That's what happens when nothing of interest is outside your house.

It's one of the few distinguishing physical features I have, I'd rather not lose it.

I wonder if you tried to get a tan, would you look like a cup o half n' half...

Yeah, you need to clip them nails, dude. Or paint them.

Do both ! Painted nails look awesome.

...Well, at least, that's what I think.

I wonder if you tried to get a tan, would you look like a cup o half n' half...

If you're implying I have vitiligo, no.

My wife is struck with that affliction, however.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jun 22 2011, 07:39

If you're implying I have vitiligo, no.

My wife is struck with that affliction, however.

Nah, I wasn't. I'm not horrible. I'm tempted to post a picture of Uncle Ruckus and yet...
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This will suffice because the last thing I thought was along the lines of:BWahahahahahahahaha!

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Jun 22 2011, 07:56

This picture scared the crap out of me. Fun fact is, I don't understand why.

Someone gets it at least.

Chaotic weather. Freezing cold until not so long ago, and now it's ridiculously hot.

I blame it on pollution. One day, the planet will melt, for sure. And that will be fun to watch.

Do both ! Painted nails look awesome.

...Well, at least, that's what I think.

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Double-fisted fuchsia ? Eww, gross.

People actually get paid to name nail polish and makeup colors. How the hell do you get a job like that?

By being the luckiest and laziest bastards this side of the ass of the world.

One day, the planet will melt, for sure. And that will be fun to watch.

Don't count on it. We'll all either die off or start living elsewhere in the universe, and the Earth will gradually patch itself up in our absence.

Dying off would be a better option, since living elsewhere would just spread the cancer to another planet.

I'm sure the Earth was much more healthy a few billion years ago.

Dying off would be a better option, since living elsewhere would just spread the cancer to another planet.

I'm sure the Earth was much more healthy a few billion years ago.

But back then they weren't able to super-size french fries with extra gravy. That that, earth! Thinks it's so big with its oceans and shit.