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Bread crumbs.
Ample amount of lemon pepper.
Ample amount of cajun seasoning.
Ample amount of garlic powder.
A bit of pepper.
And a bit of salt. Because measuring is for tools and apparatuses.

Preheat oven to 400.
Slash top of chicken breasts diagonally for venting and also because you're probably pissed.
Dredge chicken in egg.
Slam that shit in that custom Shake 'n' Bake concoction.
Put in a pan lined with tin foil. (For easy cleaning)
Bake for 25-35 minutes.
Check at random intervals. Because timing is for clocks and counters.

Maybe it will be good to eat because this is what I just did.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jan 17 2012, 03:51

Maybe it's because I never had a reason to buy a cake but holy shit those are expensive! I was in the mood for some damn cake and saw that a basic one with nothing on it was $15. Jesus I don't want one that bad. Just give me these mini-cupcakes for $2.

Maybe once I don't freeze just from standing up I'll start baking.

Duncan Heinz Red Velvet + Cream cheese frosting = 3 dollars.

Why do people have such hard-ons for red velvet cake?

I like the part where disagreements were settled by one or both parties dying.

I can attest to the effectiveness of violence in solving disputes. I like your style.

Maybe it's because I never had a reason to buy a cake but holy shit those are expensive! I was in the mood for some damn cake and saw that a basic one with nothing on it was $15. Jesus I don't want one that bad. Just give me these mini-cupcakes for $2.

Maybe once I don't freeze just from standing up I'll start baking.

It's really not hard. Pick out a box of something that appeals, follow the directions on the box, have your cake and eat it too... Like a Cake Boss.

Duncan Heinz Red Velvet + Cream cheese frosting = 3 dollars.

I prefer a coconut frosting myself.

I prefer a coconut frosting myself.

Intriguing!

I prefer brownies myself. Its like cake, but better in every way.

Verdict: It's not bad. But it's hard to make shake 'n' bake taste bad.

It's really not hard. Pick out a box of something that appeals, follow the directions on the box, have your cake and eat it too... Like a Cake Boss.

I never said it was hard... it's just so damn cold to get up and do anything.

Verdict: It's not bad. But it's hard to make shake 'n' bake taste bad.

Pour some 1000 Island Dressing in a bowel and let some chicken marinate in that bad boy all night. Bake it in a casserole dish with some more dressing. Good fucking eats, dawg.

I never said it was hard... it's just so damn cold to get up and do anything.

The stove will warm up your house.

True story.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Jan 17 2012, 04:48

Pour some 1000 Island Dressing in a bowel and let some chicken marinate in that bad boy all night. Bake it in a casserole dish with some more dressing. Good fucking eats, dawg.

Woman does that with Italian dressing.

I don't much care for salad dressings :<

Could try some Comeback Sauce?

Marinate it in some muhfuggin' Devil Spit.

Great now i'm hungry for fried chicken and a cold slice of stawberry and cream cake,


And that, ain't bad. But, what to drink with it? Coca Cola tastes awesome with chicken but it sucks with the cake, orange juice perhaps?

Cake and chicken is a horrible combination to begin with, I'd think adding oj would be vomit inducing.

Cake and chicken is a horrible combination to begin with, I'd think adding oj would be vomit inducing.

I wouldnt eat all at once that defeats the porpouse of enjoying the meal i was thinking of
chicken and cola for lunch, and cake in the late arfternoon but i don't like coffee that muchl, and juice might taste bad too, frozen whipped cream kills almost any liquid flavor.

Well here I thought I had an awful diet.

Eeew, Cola...

A russian pal's mother recently marinated the meat with mayo and mustard among other things and it was damn awesome....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 17 2012, 18:51

cola for lunch

Soda is not food.