[X] My Assistant

I think of Benji as Schrödinger's cat. Simultaneously alive and dead. Depending.
And only he knows what's going on in that box. (IMG:[i.lulzimg.com] http://i.lulzimg.com/21abe9a879.gif)

I think of Benji as Schrödinger's cat. Simultaneously alive and dead. Depending.

That's a genious metaphor for my moods. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

And only he knows what's going on in that box. (IMG:[i.lulzimg.com] http://i.lulzimg.com/21abe9a879.gif)

DON'T REMIND ME OF IT!



All I can say.... Be glad that paradox can exist (Well... otherwise, I wouldn't be there....)

22 Apr 2011: [en.wikipedia.org] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Days_of_Praye..._State_of_Texas

07 Jan 2012: [usnews.msnbc.msn.com] http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/01/...by-the-millions

I thought Rick Perry had his gathering to pray for rain. Are you telling me that his prayers weren't answered? I'm so fucking shocked!

Gosh, it's January 7th already? How 'bout that. Thanks for the info, cappy!

Anytime.

You're our special li'l atomic clock.

This post has been edited by radixius: Jan 8 2012, 05:08

I've never been called special before.

Want a handjob?

Only if you can transmit your rosy palm through the ether.

Unfortunately not, we'll just have to take a rain check on it. I know where my vacation is going to be this year... if I can afford it.

I do have the smoothest hands in the history of ever though, so it should be a real treat.

I've not done a lick of field work.

Which considering my surroundings is a major accomplishment.

Heh. Thats interesting. My sister and her friends always comment that my hands are incredibly smooth and soft too. And i've done quite a bit of handywork in my life.

Some people just suck at having hands.

I must have been blessed with girly hands. It does feel pretty good to jerk off.

If there was a Jesus.

His name was actually Josh.

Which means he was a total bro.

Power tools + overconfident teenager + no supervision = a door with its hinges utterly destroyed...and this is why I keep my shit locked up.

Some people just suck at having hands.

yeah...... and I belong to those...
my hands kinda look like that: (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)
(IMG:[images.travelpod.com] http://images.travelpod.com/users/gondorhobbit/1.1297386768.tree-hand.jpg)

Anyways: I came here and saw all those cutie marks.
And then I was sad because I thought only the contest winning ponies get that.
And then I made a post and saw. And I was happy. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

(IMG:[i702.photobucket.com] http://i702.photobucket.com/albums/ww22/zorlac63/Motivation%20Posters/powerfap.jpg)

What are these transparent image things at the right side of people's posts? It's pretty irritating.

What are these transparent image things at the right side of people's posts? It's pretty irritating.

Oh, I didn't even notice that, wonder if it has anything to do with that Christmas brony drawing thing?

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