[X] My Assistant

Mmmmh... I want some sushi now.... I should do a bit more stuff with a pal of mine who loves cooking.... we already made some sushi on her birthday..... But I generally don't do very much with my supposed friends.... what a shame....

I liked sushi before it was popular. True story.

I don't know when it became popular, but I've always liked seafood so moving on to sushi wasn't a big leap.

That's it! First person to come to come to my apartment and kill me gets to have all of my stuff. I have a fuck ton of video games and DVD's and shit (just bury me with all of my Gaga stuff) and you can consider this a binding contract. Seriously, we live in a world where a website exists where you pay $19 a month to watch the fattest bitch in the world eat. Fuck this, I'm done.

[www.huffingtonpost.com] http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/30/d..._n_1176607.html

post.

HAHAHAHAAAA!

I HAVE MAGIC POWERRRS!

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 2 2012, 23:50

I just returned from my honeymoon.
How completely blissful.

I just returned from my honeymoon.
How completely blissful.

That sounds sarcastic.

But don't worry... I have a funny relation to sarcasm:
When people ARE sarcastic, I very often don't get that they are and think they mean it, and when they aren't, I sometimes think they are, and when they tell me they aren't, then I'm definetly convinced that they are (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I wonder if any of you Spanish-speakers use the word 'cojones' usually.

i wanna 4 thousand bucks x_X

I need to buy new kitchen appliances...

I just saw a Capri Sun commercial where you could see nipples poking through a t-shirt. The girl might have been 10 years old. Did nobody catch that before they cleared it to air?

That sounds sarcastic.

But don't worry... I have a funny relation to sarcasm:
When people ARE sarcastic, I very often don't get that they are and think they mean it, and when they aren't, I sometimes think they are, and when they tell me they aren't, then I'm definetly convinced that they are (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

All you had to say was congratulations, Benji.

All you had to say was congratulations, Benji.

Wait a sec, didn't you think about not having a mundane relationship ever again? In any case, yeah, congrats! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I just saw a Capri Sun commercial where you could see nipples poking through a t-shirt. The girl might have been 10 years old. Did nobody catch that before they cleared it to air?

No. Is there a youtube link? :3

No. Is there a youtube link? :3

I heard Chris Hansen helped out with that spot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Jan 3 2012, 04:17

I just returned from my honeymoon.
How completely blissful.

Congratulations Tens.

I wonder if any of you Spanish-speakers use the word 'cojones' usually.

"Cojones" it's used mainly by mexicans or chicanos, in Guatemala we use "Huevos"

in Guatemala we use "Huevos"

You must all have quite large testicles, in that case.

You must all have quite large testicles, in that case.

With a proportionally adequate "Verga" to boot (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

This post has been edited by Azraelgt: Jan 3 2012, 06:07

Hmm...should I go home or to the arcade center

Tens is married? Well, good luck to you both. I'm a bit cynical when it comes to marriages, so you won't get a Congratulations from me until at least the 10th anniversary.

OON, Guess three times what This Thread Title made me think of... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

(IMG:[img13.imageshost.ru] http://img13.imageshost.ru/img/2011/11/15/image_4ec2842a4731a.gif)?

Got my latest word approved for Urban Dictionary: Tebowbagging (the American football fans will get it)

The combination of the popular celebrations of Tebowing and teabagging. In this you drop to one knee in prayer for your accomplishment while also dropping your nutsack on the face of the person your victory came at the expense of. This celebration allows you to fulfill your commitment to the Lord all the while showing your opponent who is boss.