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I live with my parents. Sad But True story.

I got nothing on that.

I live in a van down by the river.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

I live with a bum who likes to watch me sleep. Sometimes I wake up with sticky stuff on my face. Not a true story.

Now a rant that just came to my head. Normal, in the behavioral sciences, is the statistical average behavior. So when people tell me that normal is subjective, in terms of psychological behavior, it really irritates me. It would take a huge post to explain my point, and it would also require that the person be semi educated in behavioral sciences to understand me, so my rant ends here, without so much as a bang.

Do you know any normal people using the word "normal" in the meaning it has in behavioral sciences? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I live in a van down by the river.

#NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement

Same, but without a van.

It's Christmas Eve. (IMG:[i.lulzimg.com] http://i.lulzimg.com/e0ee16d508.png)

It's already Christmas morning here (past midnight)

Still a bit tipsy after the party (IMG:[yoursmiles.org] http://yoursmiles.org/tsmile/christmas/t07085.gif)

This post has been edited by GeForce310: Dec 24 2011, 21:37

i am hungry.....

I hate too many things.

mmmmmh, I should finally go to that shrink and get some motivation/self-organization training shoven up my ass.....

I say target your thoughts and behaviors, so visit a cognitive-behavioral therapist. Would mental health services be expensive for you?

Anyways. I just woke up and its almost 7:30 pm. Im starting to question whether i really want to get out of bed, shower, and then get ready to go visit my fam. Decisions decisions...

Isn't it exciting?

Sorry, Tenboro, you just don't excite me the way you used to. I feel like we've lost the 'spark' in our relationship. I think we should start seeing other people. I just need something more. I'm sorry if this hurts, but I think we should just make a clean break. You can keep that mix cd I burned for you. I'll always remember the time we spent together. Goodbye.

Man, there is something wrong with me.

Man, there is something wrong with me.

I blame the hormones.

Well that was a memorable night.

I'm satisfied.


Oh, also: Pseudodoggie: My Personality disorders make me being considered half-retarded, I assume I can have it go my way without paying anything. OTOH, the german healthcare system is intended to make people sick on purpose, so maybe, I'll have to pay anyways.
A pal told me that I should play the "suicidal tendencies"-joker.... but I thought it's dirty...... OTOH ripping money from you for something that you supposedly deserve completely freely is even dirtier, I guess....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Dec 25 2011, 13:46

Nothing wrong with being insane and getting paid for it in all that economic chaos. Waiting for those health allowance papers to show up so that I can accept the conditions and cash in, but I don't have to nibble on filthy poles to pay the bills yet, so there's still time.

Broken health care system + absurd wage difference combo is not a smart way to kill unemployment, though.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Dec 25 2011, 14:18

The most effective way to get rid of your flaws, is to accept them.

It's Christmas! (IMG:[i.lulzimg.com] http://i.lulzimg.com/372aa09ce3.gif)

The most effective way to get rid of your flaws, is to accept them.

I think that's called denial. Accepting one's flaws doesn't get rid of them, it just makes them bother you less.

Reminds me of that one prayer thing... Please grant me the strength to change the things I can change, the patience to accept the things I can't change, and the wisdom to know the difference.