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This post has been edited by cyberwaveIT: Dec 23 2011, 05:08

What did he say that had to be removed an hour and a half later?

I killed my entire family.
Seriously, I hacked my father's gut open with a machete, strangled my mom and raped my sister to death. The police is coming for me now, but I think I'm quite a bit ahead at the moment. They will probably get to me in two hours.

I should probably delete this in an hour and a half, just to be sure only you trustworthy frequent forumgoers see this and not some dickhead police chief who will use it as evidence.

If you'll excuse me, I am going to go burn 'em bodies now.

Aha. Well that makes perfect sense, then.

I received straight A's this semester, guys. :3 I'm on my phone around 8:30 in the morning because I stayed up too long when I have to get up early. :{

I received straight Assholes this semester, and I mean guys. :3

Rob must be jealous.

Ah, just to clarify...

I had to prepare the bodies for the grinder, not burn them. Using the meat to prepare for meat buns to be served to all you guys (the police included) this Christmas...

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But seriously, I was damn disappointed that Chris Renee came in third in the X-Factor...(that's what I initially posted)

This post has been edited by cyberwaveIT: Dec 23 2011, 16:51

I received straight A's this semester, guys. :3 I'm on my phone around 8:30 in the morning because I stayed up too long when I have to get up early. :{

My grades spell DIFC.

I've lost this pic once, looked for it for a long time, and just found it. It's not easy to spot.

It's Christmas Eve Eve.

** Re-posted in the Adult Chat **
(Re-thought it wasn't appropriate for it here)

This post has been edited by Aspire4740: Dec 24 2011, 03:10

I received straight A's this semester, guys. :3 I'm on my phone around 8:30 in the morning because I stayed up too long when I have to get up early. :{

Congratulations. I have 3 As and I don't know the other grade yet, and the online grading system wont be back up till Tuesday for some reason so I gotta wait patiently.

Welcome to the Dean's List.

This season, I'm giving a lot of people the gift that keeps on giving:

Ignore List status.

I received straight A's this semester, guys. :3

Same here, but I only had two classes so it's less impressive.

It's Christmas Eve Eve.

It's called Festivus. You're being very disrespectful of my beliefs and I am personally offended.

It's called Festivus. You're being very disrespectful of my beliefs and I am personally offended.

Explain. I'll boycott google for this occasion.

It's from Seinfeld. Although knowing you, you'll probably have to Google what that is, too.

Poor lil' Baby Benjesus in the manger.

When George was growing up, his father hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Dec 24 2011, 05:04

When George was growing up, his father hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, so he made up his own holiday.

Our ethics teacher is like that.
For a change, I'm his opinion.

Also: I think Seinfield is stupid.
This argument is baseless and actually pretty stupid itself, though, because I've never managed to bother doing more than reading some articles on it.....
My reasoning there is: If I found the time(IOW the will) to watch it, then it must be good enough, and since I didn't, it cannot be, at least not until proven otherwise, in which case I'd start watching it, what I don't, meaning it must be stupid. To me that is.
Additionally, I've never liked sitcoms very much anyway....

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Dec 24 2011, 05:22

Well, you're wrong. It was a clever show that broke the mold in a lot of ways, and was full of memorable scenes and quotes. I will concede, however, that some of the humor wouldn't be very relatable to people who never lived in New York in the 90's. Also, the characters were pretty much reprehensible people. That's why the creators ended the finale with the four main characters being sent to prison.

I'm not crazy about the sitcom format anymore either, but that doesn't change the spirit of the show.

Edit:
Here's a decent compilation.

Of course, I'm a freak; I like the first season stuff a lot.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Dec 24 2011, 05:41

I watched one episode of Seinfeld in the barracks. Some douche really loved the series. I tried sitting through it but I was not laughing. I got the jokes but I just didn't find it funny. I remember the episode had a scene where two guys were outside and they were repeating a line OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER and every time they repeated it, there was loud roaring laughter.

I guess I was in the Friends camp, it was dumber humor but I didn't dislike the characters at all; as opposed to the characters in Seinfeld I was actually curious to find out more about them.

Seinfeld: One of the greatest sitcoms ever. It really is just a physical manifestation of the internet where absolutely nothing can become the biggest argument ever or a subject discussed for posts on end.