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Now here's the thing, do you dance or do you undulate and gyrate like a flailing retard?

This is imperative information.

Now here's the thing, do you dance or do you undulate and gyrate like a flailing retard?

This is imperative information.

I do this:

Well that?

That just makes sense.

I only learn from the best.

Assuredly so.

Time for me to hit the hay. I can not keep my eyes open any longer. And by hay I mean my super-plush pillowtop european queen sized mattress. Lonely as its been lately, at least it feels really comfy.

And by hay I mean my super-plush pillowtop european queen sized mattress.

And by super-plush pillowtop european queen sized mattress you mean hay, due to Mexican.

I don't dance. Because I learned I look ugly when I dance. I have no feeling of rhythm, for one. Also, I can't consciously control both what my legs and my arms are doing at the same time.

Example: I was going to a swimming pool every day for 6 months. Every day I swam for 40 minutes, crawl style. Using hands only. That's because when I move my legs, my hands stop moving. And when I switch to moving my hands, my legs stop moving. And I didn't manage to learn to move both my hands and feet at the same time after 6 months of swimming and trying.

So, why make an ugly being out of myself in others' eyes, while having no fun doing that in my own?

Phew, I don't feel so bad now. I actually went through and read the article in that Vanity Fair magazine and... what's this, she's butt ass naked in here? Heterosexuality restored!

Gross.

This thread makes a better argument for the destruction of memes than the actual anti-meme thread has.
I'm intrigued. Is it online, or must I pay money?

Dude... Gross.

Dancing is for faggots and 16 year old girls.

And brown people of all ages and orientations.

You're all introverted fucks. Not that I'm an extravert myself, but I ain't afraid to dance.

Because you're a brown person... And possibly a latent homosexual.

Rob, how did you get to be so sexy?

Gross.

Opinions are like assholes and you'll do your best to fuck em.

I was expecting her rack to be at least a little bit better, judging from the disaster she wore during that Sugarland thing at the Grammy Nominations.

I know that in terms of either classic beauty or even the more Hollywood style beauty formula, she pretty much is classified as average. I fully understand that most people see her that way and there is really only allure in seeing a celebrity naked and that's where it ends. Obviously it will be a much different reaction for me.

I wouldn't go that far. I'm honestly just a really picky sonuvabitch when it comes to women and beauty. Kind of ultraconservative, with all due respect.

Possibly, but I know that opinion of yours is fairly widespread. I can still remain objectivity in the overall sense.

There was actually an issue of Harpers Bazaar that she did without any makeup at all. I'd gather that most people would not give her a second glance if they passed her on the street and she wasn't a celebrity.

This post has been edited by cptkleenex: Dec 9 2011, 23:12

I have a small patch of allergic contact dermatitis from band-aid adhesive that's been driving me crazy the past few days yet when I changed a dead clock battery that was covered in battery acid, that didn't irritate my skin at all.

Example: I was going to a swimming pool every day for 6 months. Every day I swam for 40 minutes, crawl style. Using hands only. That's because when I move my legs, my hands stop moving. And when I switch to moving my hands, my legs stop moving. And I didn't manage to learn to move both my hands and feet at the same time after 6 months of swimming and trying.

LOL when I read this I imagined you trying to execute fire and movement. Your feet need to have a certain amount of grace as you stay mostly level but keep sights on the target while firing and moving to your next cover. Some people really stumbled after a very short distance, so they can't fire while moving, they have to sprint straight to cover and fire once there.

Also, isn't swimming like universal? I never had to 'learn' to swim I just jumped in the pool and I was paddling like a dog. A few minutes later I was doing full side-strokes. Could be that I lived on the beach down in Mexico for my childhood. I swam quite a bit since I didn't have toys and the beach was like RIGHT THERE. Hmm.. Now that I think about it, everywhere I've lived I have a beach very close by.

I hate the beach. There's fucking sand everywhere and the ocean is grody. Its all salty and full of fish turds.

LOL when I read this I imagined you trying to execute fire and movement. Your feet need to have a certain amount of grace as you stay mostly level but keep sights on the target while firing and moving to your next cover. Some people really stumbled after a very short distance, so they can't fire while moving, they have to sprint straight to cover and fire once there.

I can't imagine how you're supposed to survive in that kind of situation without at least this little bit of multi-tasking. OTOH, I'm a stupid shut-in that knows shit about conflict and should therefor shut up.....

Also, isn't swimming like universal? I never had to 'learn' to swim I just jumped in the pool and I was paddling like a dog. A few minutes later I was doing full side-strokes. Could be that I lived on the beach down in Mexico for my childhood. I swam quite a bit since I didn't have toys and the beach was like RIGHT THERE. Hmm.. Now that I think about it, everywhere I've lived I have a beach very close by.

I still have some problems swimming.
I never lived close to any body of water that was clean enough to support life... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
After I learned swimming I was quite OK, but usually wasn't allowed to go into the cholrided(hope that's correct) water due to my skin problems... By now I don't give a fuck, but it's kind of too late. I feel like a fat retard while swimming. Sorry for talking like that, but I'm ashamed of myself while in the water.

I hate the beach. There's fucking sand everywhere and the ocean is grody. Its all salty and full of fish turds.

Fixed

cholrided(hope that's correct) water

I would go for "chlorined", but not sure; just because "chloride" isn't the same as "chlorine".