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I think they'd get better results if they stopped worrying about what children eat and instead introduced obligatory daily workouts. Mild but sustained effort and calory burning everyday. Many children don't move at all unless they really have to, and are transported to school and back. Many eat so much at home that whatever school gives them doesn't make any difference. And P.E lessons include many games that may be more entertaining but don't result in many calories burnt, and it might be relatively easy to be excused from them, also on account of factors not related to calories burning, like inability to cope with social elements of some games or physical dangers of more strainful exercises - which get worse as the child gets fatter. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

It's actually common for Chinese, Korean or Japanese(I forget which country it was) businesses to do stretches and light exercises at the beginning of a shift. I like that idea.

The biggest problem with American child obesity is the parents. They don't want their kids to work too hard. Throwing a ball and chasing each other is good for kids you dumb fuck parents. If your kid gets tired walking to the bathroom, they need to lose some pounds.

I should have been asleep three hours ago. :/
TV tropes will ruin my life

I think they'd get better results if they stopped worrying about what children eat and instead introduced obligatory daily workouts. Mild but sustained effort and calory burning everyday. Many children don't move at all unless they really have to, and are transported to school and back. Many eat so much at home that whatever school gives them doesn't make any difference. And P.E lessons include many games that may be more entertaining but don't result in many calories burnt, and it might be relatively easy to be excused from them, also on account of factors not related to calories burning, like inability to cope with social elements of some games or physical dangers of more strainful exercises - which get worse as the child gets fatter. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/sleep.gif)

I think that everyone in the world that is obese should just be killed. Except for certain philanthropists who really do contribute to the human race in some manner, not just in a nine to five job so you can get more money for your fatass wife and your fatass kids.

I think that everyone in the world should just be killed.

Is what I would say...also - fixed.

I think that everyone in the world that is obese should just be killed. Except for certain philanthropists who really do contribute to the human race in some manner, not just in a nine to five job so you can get more money for your fatass wife and your fatass kids.

Welp, guess I better go buy that gun and put it in my mouth.

Though, being the fatass I am, I may just end up trying to eat it.

Welp, guess I better go buy that gun and put it in my mouth.

Though, being the fatass I am, I may just end up trying to eat it.

Don't buy the one filled with gumballs.

Is self deprecation and verbal abuse really the key to weight loss I wonder?

Is self deprecation and verbal abuse really the key to weight loss I wonder?

Only if you're in boot camp or something similar.

Also, gumball filled guns... That might make war pretty interesting.

The biggest problem with American child obesity is the parents. They don't want their kids to work too hard. Throwing a ball and chasing each other is good for kids you dumb fuck parents. If your kid gets tired walking to the bathroom, they need to lose some pounds.

Basically. The schools really should provide decent lunches though. If a kid is going to public school, odds are good their parents aren't rich, and not everyone has enough time and money to set their kids up with homemade bag lunches every morning.

I think that everyone in the world that is obese should just be killed.

Zombie outbreak will take care of that. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

I think that everyone in the world that is obese should just be killed. Except for certain philanthropists who really do contribute to the human race in some manner, not just in a nine to five job so you can get more money for your fatass wife and your fatass kids.

Thanks.

This wouldn't happen if people had to fight for their food.

Dragon bones sell pretty well and you get three per dragon.

Not always.

I usually make them into dragon armo(u)r and then sell them off. Made myself a badass legendary heavy armor set, my armor rating is almost 450.

Amaretto tastes like cough syrup.

It's most likely not true but I'm gonna believe forever that the Simpsons invented purple drank.

Insomnia.

my armor rating is almost 450.

Dear god, man. None of my stats are even anywhere that close.

Train your heavy armor and smith. If you find any armor/jewelery/potions that give you a boost in smithing once you reach 100, you can add additional points to your armor. I'm walking up to giants and and killing them without losing no more than a quarter of health. Of course, my Legendary Daedra greatsword doesn't hurt things either at at 95 points of damage.

Did I just read that our little Benji smoked his first pot today? I don't approve but the next thing you know, he'll be going off to college and having sex with strange men. They grow up so fast, don't they?

From milk and cookies to reefer madness.

Apparently there are 4 levels of "Bathroom Emergency" that have been around for awhile now...

1) "Crowning"
2) "Prairie Dogging"
3) "Touching Cloth"
4) and "The Levy has Broken"

...people are strange (and why does no-one tell me these things when they are first created?).