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"Dubai chocolate" tastes ordinary. The Malay sellers are clearly exaggerating more than its worth in order to drive up sales.

"Dubai chocolate" tastes ordinary. The Malay sellers are clearly exaggerating more than its worth in order to drive up sales.

Oh yeah, tons of youtubers have been shilling that shit. Chocolate with a gooey, stretchy filling, how fucking revolutionary. It's clearly nothing special, but the UAE wants to sell it as a tourist attraction and if there's one thing social media influencers truly love it's to sell out to an Arabian Sugar Daddy with a big pocketbook and a small dick.

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jul 1 2025, 23:28

Oh yeah, tons of youtubers have been shilling that shit. Chocolate with a gooey, stretchy filling, how fucking revolutionary. It's clearly nothing special, but the UAE wants to sell it as a tourist attraction and if there's one thing social media influencers truly love it's to sell out to an Arabian Sugar Daddy with a big pocketbook and a small dick.

Price like "it is the food of the gods", it "came from the heavens". Never again paying a premium price for it. Not worth it.

I feel like a lot of things have fallen apart.

I feel like I didn't get paid enough...

I was on my balcony earlier. The morning rain brought a welcome coolness after several very hot days. It was really pleasant. I was watching my cat exploring the balcony and chewing on grass (there's a pot of grass for him there), and the wind was rustling the tall pine tree in front of my apartment. I felt calm with no cloud in my mind. That's when I thought, for the first time after several dark years: “I'm happy to be alive.”

That's it. I wanted to share that little moment.

Malays make the most outrageous claims when it comes to market their products. "Drink this coffee daily to lose weight", "You will gain a fairer skin if you drink matcha tea", "Celtic salt is good for your kidneys and heart", "Raisins make your brain smarter".

I feel jealous of people with many hobbies.

Mohd Shariff is a piece of shit.

I don't want to go to a crowded place if I can help it.

Die, Shariff! Die! Die miserably!

I feel like a lot of things have fallen apart.

I feel like everything is all over, really tired.

Malay netizens: "Remember! Kepci*, Mekdi**, Subway, Pizza Hut - all haram! Each meal you eat is one bullet to a Palestinian! Don't put blood in your hands!"
Me: - ordered a sub from Subway anyway -

* KFC
** McDonald's

none

I want at least a little bit of normalcy in my life...

Malay netizen: "Introduce new product ah. Very healthy ah. Now viral ah. Kopi Habbatus Sauda ah. Kopi Arabic Gam ah. Kopi Peria Katak ah. All halal ah."

Me: "Coffee mixed with bitter gourd? What's next? Coffee that cures cancer?"

I'm thinking about something else and not concentrating...

Hannah Verona Jolis: "You know what happened just now? I nearly hit pedestrian! That stupid Indon didn't look left and right and just crossed the road right in front of my car! Thank the Lord, I hit the brakes just in time. Praise the Almighty Lord! Thank you, Lord for keeping me safe!"

Me: "There is no Almighty Lord, ONLY ALMIGHTY PORK!"

There are so many painful things that I don't want to think about anything.