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"The Internet would be so much better if so many people didn't believe they're important."

Nothing is ever fun all the time...

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Malay Woman #1: "Brazilian massage therapy is forbidden HARAM!"
Malay Woman #2: "True! We must protect our aurat! A Muslim woman showing her prized possessions to a non-Muslim woman is just as bad as being naked with a man!"

I understand you all are sexually frustrated. May your wee tiny vaginas or assholes get penetrated... by a US bunker buster.

I need to take care of myself because of the temperature difference.

Today is Awal Muharram holiday. Clearly it's a misspell of "Awak Muslim Haram" ("You are a false Muslim").

I'm glad Tenboro doesn't try to 'modernize' E-H. Too many websites have gone to shit because they tried to completely redo their designs and came up with something crappy, not to mention script bloating.

I'm glad Tenboro doesn't try to 'modernize' E-H. Too many websites have gone to shit because they tried to completely redo their designs and came up with something crappy, not to mention script bloating.

True.

I'm glad Tenboro doesn't try to 'modernize' E-H. Too many websites have gone to shit because they tried to completely redo their designs and came up with something crappy, not to mention script bloating.

Yeah, I've rarely experienced a complete site/interface revamp that I thought actually made browsing a website easier.

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jun 27 2025, 16:02

"AI. AI everywhere."

2010:
Graduate student: "I'd like to thank Wikipedia for helping me complete my assignments without breaking a sweat."

2025:
Graduate Student: "ChatGPT, Copilot, Deepseek. You guys are the best! Thank you!"

Nothing pays off when you work hard alone.

It's getting a little libtardy up in FSZ.

If only there is a way to get money easier...

This year's Islamic holidays are cursed. Bad luck happening everywhere.

At this point I have no way to resolve this...

A Malay is offended by the word "ritual" if it's taboo. The video clearly refers to a set of routines adopted by some people in their daily lives but he foolishly thought the video creator had some "anti-Islam agenda" or is "pro-witchcraft". I won't be surprised if guy is also lit by the word Christmas or Christians for no reason. Malays are brain dead in 2025. Back in 90s, this would not have been an issue at all.

This post has been edited by elda88: Jun 29 2025, 09:51

I've become apathetic quite a bit more often.

Hannah Verona Jolis: "There will be a special service this coming Sunday. An invited guest. He's from Singapore. Exciting, isn't it?"
Me: "Tuhan mu banyak dosa. Nama saja tuhan, tapi tak buat cara tuhan." (Your god is sinful. He's god in name only.)

"hanime.tv commemts for "Shounen ga Otona ni Natta Natsu 3" are so fucking cringeworthy."

Always looking for ways to refresh body and mind.