QUOTE((Cheater) Tiap @ Nov 18 2011, 15:01)

Dear USA,
Pizza is not a vegetable.
Sincerely,
The Rest of the World.
USA does not think pizza is a vegetable. Public schools are just having trouble convincing congress that children's diets aren't important, so they had to game the system somehow. I guess they could just give public schools more money so they can afford good food in the cafeteria, but there's a limited federal budget, and hell the Middle East isn't going to destroy itself.
Well, okay, it probably is, but we're still not going to cut military spending.