[X] My Assistant

Hannah Verona Jolis: "God is good."
Me: "If God is truly good, then you'd have been zombified already."

"Goat milk cheese is best cheese."

There are few times when I feel at ease.

Hannah Verona Jolis: "This video is proof that God's plan is far superior. We must put our faith in God."
Me: "Clearly staged. The camera position is fixed all the time. The failure is premeditated. No way someone would film this as coincidental at a cramped area of construction site."
Hannah Verona Jolis: "TRUST IN GOD!"
Me: "Your faith are based on lies."

Am I going to have to take matters into my own hands? ...seems like it.

Sharif is a pig

I'm having a hard time mentally and don't want to think about anything right now.

Hannah Verona Jolis: "This video proves it!"
Me: "Stop preaching using contents designed to garner attention on TikTok, you God damn dumb hag!"

I realized I wasn't getting back on my feet as much as I thought I was.

I wish the rotten Timothy Huang would rot in dumpster place like Tanjung Manis.

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Repeated phone calls make me uncomfortable.

Covid-19 should have done more to reduce Sarawak's population. Spare me the stupidity and evil of assholes and douches.

It's frustrating getting used to it, but there's nothing I can do about it.

Hannah Verona Jolis: "Trust in God's plan no matter what."
Me: "Tell that to the family members of the MH370 victims."

I feel bad that the price has gone up before I know it.

The Easter Bunny doesn't lay chocolate eggs, nor does he make them in his kitchen. He poops them out.

Resurrection Sunday sounds better than easter

"Happy Easter to everyone in this thread (except bots)!"

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Apr 20 2025, 21:11

I'm very disappointed that the difficulty of the game has been reduced.