[X] My Assistant

Next time the that fucker's dog poops on my stairs he'll find it nailed to his door.

You'll get a different result than you expected.

"The spawn rate for that rare is insanely bad."

I realize I'm immature in many things.

I hate RNG in vidya

Kong Xiang Lik prided himself as a "good, ethical leader". In reality, he's really an "evil boss". Profit will always take priority over his professed ideals.

nope

I hate the town of Limbang.

Many things seem futile when you think about it.

I kicked on Bintulu's name on the distance marker by the roadside. Rotten town.

I'm very anxious and worried because I'm going to be busy

nothing

That i need to eat an do some chores

""Fist of the Porn Star" is a cool name for a hentaiverse monster."

QC Holdings are fools for favoring a slime ball like Timothy Huang.

I'm upset because I'm not in the right frame of mind

I spit on every signboard that says "Tanjung Manis". Awful place.

cookie clicker got more successful than it had any right to

Not really. You get a lot more points for being almost the first in an entire category. Cookie Clicker was like the third idle game after Candy Box and Candy Box 2, and the first one to have actual graphics instead of ASCII art. I remember when it first came out, it was huge because nobody'd ever seen anything like the genre before. That's like saying the original Tetris was more popular than it deserved to be, for such a simple game.

In fact, Orteil lost a huge amount of money by not racing to get a for-pay version into app stores as fast as possible, while clone makers were doing exactly that.

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Apr 7 2025, 20:54

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