[X] My Assistant

What to eat and when

Bong Chien Chai: "Onion is disgusting. Garlic is disgusting. Peppermint is disgusting."
Me: "Chicken feet is disgusting."
Bong Chien Chai: "No! Chicken feet is delicious!"
Me: "And your existence is s sin."

Less is more

I already wrote this elsewhere, but "I find it weird that porn artists always go for Smash Bros. when depicting a character as a "hardcore gamer" when it is among the most casual friendly mainstream games out there."

Poor posture can make you feel ill.

Faizal Bujang (glares at a sissy guy with hatred): "I hope that gay rots in hell."
Me: Only if you go first.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started

I knew it, but in the end it didn't change anything...

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success

I wish the repair man would hurry up and fix the boiler, I'm desperate for a shit and the boiler is right next to the bathroom.

Whats that buzzing sound

I think it's good to be a little more relaxed

should I make dinner this late or go without tonight

Genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration

I thought about doing something productive.
Everyday, I wakeup thinking I'll do something productive today and next thing you know it's already bed time.
Same old same old boring routine.

Crowded makes me extra tired...

Citibank's deposit processing is highly inefficient. I kept missing the lowest dips.

i wanna relax

Overthinking doesn't make good things happen

Fuck Hari Raya Aidilfitri