Hannah Verona Jolis: "I don't have time for the likes of you! I need to send my daughter to the autistic center!" Me: "Your evil spawn doesn't have autism. Being autistic and being literally stupid are two different things."
Hannah Verona Jolis: (muttering gibberish) Me: "Prayer will do you no good. Your betrayal is a colossal sin. You deserve no protection from any deity."