[X] My Assistant

"My Internet provider's new website is buggy as hell."

There is little to be gained by one person's efforts

I hate myself for wishing I could go back in time

ain't no way

the new youtube update sucks

I haven't noticed any "updates" as in major overhauls, just that every few weeks or so something that used to work fine is now broken or missing.

Next year will be the same as now and nothing will change...

Have some poop, Hannah Verona Jolis.

I don't like it when they just report it after the fact.

It's like the wild west

Stupid sites tailor language based on my location despite blocking in firefox settings and about:config. Need better geo blocking besides vpn damn it.

Clerk: "I know you had the flu, but I think every AC should be switched on to full anyway."

Me: Do you wanna die tonight?

Depending on how you think about it, it can be a good thing.

It's just exhausting and there's nothing to gain

No matter what I do, it never seems fun or pointless.

Tanjung Manis is trash. Bintulu is the birthplace for losers. Limbang is a hellscape.

When will temperatures get colder?

time to buy some pineapple cake

"If this keepa up this might be our first Olympics since 1948 without a single gold medal. Not counting 1984 when our then commie government prevented us from taking part. Świątek was our best bet, but she fucked up in the semi-final."

Even if you compromise, you can still get something out of it

I probably should buy a giant cactus and put it in my room in order to scare my brother's annoying cats from slipping into my room unnoticed.