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SCIENCE!!! T^T

i thought about childrens today

With emphasis on childrens or on thought ?

Funny, I just happen to be watching this special now on Discovery about pregnancy. A sperm has less than a one in one trillion chance to reach the egg. If you didn't finish inside her, fairly few sperm could have made it inside, let alone survived The Bawg*. Unless you have supernaturally powerful sperm and she was really fertile at the time, you should be okay.

*: I want to start referring to the female reproductive system by this name. Blorg's probably the only one who might get why.

Blorg says fuck The Bawg*.

Blorg doesn't even understand the mechanics of that game. All he knows is that with the help of a trustworthy Greasemonkey script he has been able to get a few lucky jackpots**.

* This is not meant to be taken as innuendo.****

** This is also not meant to be taken as innuendo***.

*** How this could be taken as innuendo is beyond Blorg.

**** Blorg continues his tradition of stealing noah's bit, as it fills the noah-shaped void in Blorg's heart*****.

***** The third person thing, though, is not noah's bit, as far as Blorg knows. Blorg has been reading Order of the Stick and emphasizes with thog.

On a side note: I always wanted to date a man of science.

Its kinda meh.

When women in the olden days wore those empire dresses with their bosoms spilling over and the men wore tight breeches with their man berries visible, did they know their junk was hanging out? Was it all on purpose?

Blorg says fuck The Bawg*.

Blorg doesn't even understand the mechanics of that game. All he knows is that with the help of a trustworthy Greasemonkey script he has been able to get a few lucky jackpots**.

The mechanics are such that if every number is not set correctly, you can't win, and you can't figure out the correct numbers by yourself because that would take forever, so you need a team to coordinate and defeat it. I'm not sure what you mean by "lucky jackpots," unless you mean winning Pachiballs, and those are a shit consolation prize.

But yes, fuck The Bawg. If I were more sociable, I probably could've defeated it long before SirDuck did.

Edut:
Honestly, the mechanics were straight-forward enough, and given that people are winning every other day now, the fact that the first win took a month proves everyone who plays BvS is an idiot.

This post has been edited by FourThirteen: Nov 8 2011, 03:50

Haven't watched a movie for ages. Need to watch a good one.

Prefer watching in than going to the pictures tho.

Ha! I finally did some sports again today, almost made an horrible bike accident(Don't worry, it'd have only involved me (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)) but therefore easily reached 50 kmh, of course it was downhill, but I could hardly keep my eyes open an my cheeks felt funny, so i'm pretty sure of it!
Now I'm happy.(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/happy.gif)
I love fast stuff! I don't think it's related to adrenaline, though, because I'm still afraid of heights, of deep water and encouters with danger... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Nov 8 2011, 19:17

Speed can make you feel free, less bound by the world. And if you're flying....it would be even better

Can't wait to try skydiving at some point ^ ^

-Vakuen

This post has been edited by Vakuen: Nov 8 2011, 19:25

Speed can make you feel free, less bound by the world.

Heh, I should have thought of that, it's so obvious!

And if you're flying....it would be even better

Oh, yes! I would love to sit in a jet once, or any plane faster than 500 kmh (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

skydiving

Strangely, when thinking abou this or parachuting, there's much less of that wooly feeling that I get when I think of heights. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

There's going to be an asteroid passing by Earth today. It'll pass by in the afternoon my time so I wonder if I'll be able to see it? It's supposed to be closer than the moon. Will it be a big rock or will it have a tail or what?

If anyone sees it, post about it.

It'll be dark over here, in fact, it's supposed to already happen, i'll check it out!

Like I kept telling my gf, she isn't preggo. She just needs to stop freaking out.

Your signature confuses me, Hick.

It'll be dark over here, in fact, it's supposed to already happen, i'll check it out!

OK. I don't know if it'll be visible here in the daytime. I wonder if chunks will break off? I don't even know what direction to look.


EDIT:
Oh, poo. It's passing over right now but there are clouds. And anyway, I read this:

Unless you are (or know) an amateur or professional astronomer, with access to at least a 6-inch telescope, the answer is that you will not see it. The asteroid is some 8,700 times smaller in diameter than the moon. It will be too faint to see with the eye alone, or even binoculars. If you could see it, this asteroid – albeit close to Earth – would look like a steadily moving star. It will not show a disk, as the moon does.

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Nov 9 2011, 01:32

My classmate is kinda cute. I wonder when she'll start wearing a bra??? o.O

Your signature confuses me, Hick.

Um. Why?

Like I kept telling my gf, she isn't preggo. She just needs to stop freaking out.

Good God, when is she supposed to get her rag so the entire forum doesn't have to endure this anymore? Stick your dick in her mouth so she'll stop her yammering for two seconds.

This is making me nervous. I feel like I'm in the maternity ward waiting room right there with you and I have nothing to do with this!

Um. Why?

Because it looks like one of two things to me. Some naked person under a grandma blanket with only their ass and their hair sticking out from under it or a one armed person with wearing a sleeveless collared shirt and long hair.

Mayhaps I just need to see neurologist.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Nov 9 2011, 05:22

My classmate is kinda cute. I wonder when she'll start wearing a bra??? o.O

Maybe when she starts high school.