[X] My Assistant

!clevermal?

BlorgAlmighty. Died alone yesterday. Suicide. Was a loner. Had no friends. Will not be missed. No funeral will be held, corpse to be cremated and then shoved into a corner of a hotel lobby.

Bam. Done, right there.

Aww. :C

Eh, probably not all true. Namely, I didn't die yesterday and I doubt it'll be a suicide unless I manage to live past 50 ~ 60.

I like being a loner for the most part, and don't really care if people will miss me after my death.

Aww. :C

I'll miss Blorg when he dies off the internet :<

I'm still 22 you fuckers.

I should make a Wiki page for myself.

BlorgAlmighty
Real account name Blorg.
An unlikable chap. Fairly pretentious.

Bam. Done, right there.

I'd make you one, but alas, I was banned from the Wiki. If you want i can write one, PM it to you, and you can post it?

Suisfonia?

Also, thanks for the pep talk. With any luck, maybe I can score this hottie at the grocery store.

Yessir. And good luck with that guy. I know that when girls are into you they play with their hair, touch your hand/arm, and look at you when they laugh at jokes by others, but I'm not sure I know any tricks to know if a guy likes you. I know I do favours to girls I like, and sometimes avert my gaze when confronted. If you're really into details, pay attention to their eyes, and if they're interested, their pupils should dilate.

I'm not clever and witty enough to write my own wiki entry.

The norm is for someone to do it for you, sir. Use force if necessary.

!clevermal?

<3

I'm still 22 you fuckers.

Aww. :C

This post has been edited by Rob Itagaki: Jun 16 2011, 07:00

Wait wha?

If you're really into details, pay attention to their eyes, and if they're interested, their pupils should dilate.

Easy enough. I could get lost staring into those baby blues.

Use force if necessary.

But I am not skilled in the way of Jedi. :C

Shouldn't Phoenix be pronounced, 'Foe-neeks' like a ghetto girl's name? Er, 'Foe-nicks'.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Jun 16 2011, 08:14

Topic changed while I was asleep.

Third place only ? Disappointed. Are the top two banned/dead, or were you just being mean, radixius ?

Hmm...third line down.

TotalWhittle
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Oopsies, it matches.

Possibly?

The name that goes in the longest blank has three capital letters.

You know, here's an idea, whoever can fill those names up in order and correctly with no further hints or clues gets 1m credits.

EroSeninJiraiya. Just a rough guess.

Also, your money offer is tempting.

Edit : Typo.

This post has been edited by Mika Kurogane: Jun 16 2011, 18:25

It's going to be really easy for the people that know me that at least attempt to avoid being self-flagellating for at least two minutes. No one has gotten a name right, yet.

That's because everyone wants to be in your shitlist.

It's like hangman or something. Jeez.

with no further hints

Hardcore version of the hangman, then.

Sayo is the one with the blue name.

That's my only distinguishing feature? (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/anime_cry.gif)

Sayo should have a purple name, as it is more happening.

I should have a mauve name, so I can secretly laugh at people who think it's purple.