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I have to strongly resist making pony references now..

When there's a rainbow in the dark, you have to make Dio references.

But how can you see it when there's little to no light?
Take a picture, if possible!

It was dusk. Wow, it was really colorful against the deep gray rainclouds. It was a full one from end to end.

Anyway, it's gone now. All good things are fleeting.

Are there really pony references for like, fucking everything?

I remember my mother telling me about when she was on vacation somewhere and she saw a rainbow that touched the ground in the sand. I asked her if she went to find the pot of gold and she said she didn't see one, it was touching the sand. I asked her why she didn't dig in the sand to look for the buried gold and she looked at me like I was nuts and said that kind of thing doesn't really exist.

I was like, how do you know?!?!?!!? GOD, she totally had the opportunity to find out and she didn't do it!

I need a name for my undead critter in HV, but am lacking good ideas at the moment. Anyone have a suggestion?

I need a name for my undead critter in HV, but am lacking good ideas at the moment. Anyone have a suggestion?

Depends. Are you looking for something amusing or badass fear inducing?

I'm happy and that's good! Then sun shines out of my ass! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


Sorry, fourthirteen, but as Rahab said, more information would be helpful.

How about a witty reference to old horror movies or something.(I couldn't help you there either, though..... I lack popular culture, and me not being compatible with "witty" is probably beyond doubt by now)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Nov 5 2011, 14:01

Here's Benji trying to get it on for the first time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAr9dZVYjUc...player_embedded

Lady Cat: Is it in yet?

Benji: I'm getting tired! Stop doing that thing with your feet. Oh, wait, I think I found it...

♪ Celebrate good times, come on~ ♫♪

┐(￣ー￣)┌

This post has been edited by Tenseigamoon: Nov 5 2011, 21:07

I'm happy and that's good! Then sun shines out of my ass! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Out of your ass, you say...?

Not sure if want.

Here's Benji trying to get it on for the first time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAr9dZVYjUc...player_embedded

Lady Cat: Is it in yet?

Benji: I'm getting tired! Stop doing that thing with your feet. Oh, wait, I think I found it...

♪ Celebrate good times, come on~ ♫♪

┐(￣ー￣)┌

LOL, cat sex vidyas on youtube.

About halfway through, he gets tuckered out and has to rest on her back.

Here's Benji trying to get it on for the first time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAr9dZVYjUc...player_embedded

Lady Cat: Is it in yet?

Benji: I'm getting tired! Stop doing that thing with your feet. Oh, wait, I think I found it...

♪ Celebrate good times, come on~ ♫♪

┐(￣ー￣)┌

"Leider ist dieses Video in Deutschland nicht verfügbar, da es Musik enthalten könnte, für die die GEMA die erforderlichen Musikrechte nicht eingeräumt hat. "

BWAHAHAHAHA WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)


Also, there is a rather slim chance that my first partner will be female....

Also, there is a rather slim chance that my first partner will be female....

You like the cock?

You like the cock?

Kind of....

Uhm... Okay.

I'm a bisexual, you flathead! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) (I think I don't like giving straight answers)

What I wanted to write:

I think I just traumatized my cat...
See, he's getting his winter fur and is therefor all thick and fuzzy, and he just came home and looked so damn cute and chubby that I just had to snuggle him, so I was sitting on the chair, hugging the hell out of him and, for a unexplainable reason, laughed manically for about a minute..... poor bugger., he is so easily startled anyway already... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Eddy:When he dies one day, I hope he will(wow, that sounds macabre) die in winter, so I can make a cool scarf or something out of his fur. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

SEddy: I just realized that that link isn't very much of a help due to the last two words in the post that might be confusing in context... looks like [youtu.be] I have a real problem with direct converstion. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Nov 5 2011, 23:26

Uhm... Okay.

Eddited for more clarity

oh my....My eyes are failing me again

Eddy: TenseigaGoon! Stop posting ugly kitty sex! Please!
(IMG:[s3.amazonaws.com] http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/175/889/oh%20god.png?1316467507)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Nov 5 2011, 23:29

Also, there is a rather slim chance that my first partner will be female....

Right on.

Kind of....

I'm a bisexual, you flathead! (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

It's weird to see a German call me a flathead. In any case, I gathered that you were when you posted the link saying "you were on the fence". Maybe positioned so that the post goes up your sunshiney bothole, huh?

(I think I don't like giving straight answers)

I see what you did there.

What I wanted to write:

I think I just traumatized my cat...
See, he's getting his winter fur and is therefor all thick and fuzzy, and he just came home and looked so damn cute and chubby that I just had to snuggle him, so I was sitting on the chair, hugging the hell out of him and, for a unexplainable reason, laughed manically for about a minute..... poor bugger., he is so easily startled anyway already... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
Eddy:When he dies one day, I hope he will(wow, that sounds macabre) die in winter, so I can make a cool scarf or something out of his fur. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Uhm... Okay.

SEddy: I just realized that that link isn't very much of a help due to the last two words in the post that might be confusing in context... looks like [youtu.be] I have a real problem with direct converstion. (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

Sweetheart, you're just plain confusing in general. It's kind of the adorable charm of your posts.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Nov 5 2011, 23:36

I'm not confusing, you just don't understand.

Eddy: Wow, I had to laugh about that myself now, that jsut didn't make any sense at all....


To the fence siter thing: Isn't the term "fence sitter" widely used for people who are always in the middle/ambigious about everything, sometimes also derogatorily used for people who aren't able to make spontaneous decisions?
I tried to make some sort of joke since I usually try(and usually easily manage) to see both(or more) sides of whatever event/thing/etc. ...

Ugh, let's better stop here, before I confuse you again.... (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/heh.gif)

This post has been edited by Benjiro: Nov 5 2011, 23:44

Banjo's obviously lived a really sheltered life.