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Had a dream about me watching a pro-bacon ad on TV. The actress in the ad is a Kari Wahlgren lookalike. I say a lookalike because she look very youthful, whereas the real actress is 40+ years old. The ad began with "Kari" being stripped naked by two muscular guys, then tied up in a bondage. She avoided eye contact with the camera, apparently uncomfortable. But the guy forced her a bite of a strip of bacon and suddenly "Kari" looked up and said with a smile, "Yummy! So good, I'm no longer embarrassed!" She spoke the line with a deep tomboyish voice, mixed with a high pitch tone reminiscent that of the characters Chloe Carmichael (from Fairly Odd Parents) or Mina Monroe (from Bunnicula). Subsequently the two guys returned, holding up a pair giant dildos, probably a foot long each. This time "Kari" somewhat resisted. She shook her head but was ignored and the guys just rammed both dildos into her without restraint. The actress yelped and was about to break down before being forced another bite of the bacon. Her expression abruptly changed. "Yummy! So delicious, I don't feel pain anymore!" she grinned. In the next scene, the actress, having been released from her bondage, stood facing her back at the camera. She bent down to reveal that she still had the dildos on her, then demonstrated they were the same dildos as before by pulling one out before shoving it back in. The actress proceeded to sit down on the couch, cross-legged, posing sexily. After getting a bite of the bacon given to her, she enthusiastically concluded the ad with the following line, "Don't be a vegan. Eat bacon. Trust me when I say this, that everything is better with bacon!" After the ad finished, I thought to myself, "My dumb sister doesn't know what she's missing by converting to Islam."
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What was the last thing you thought?, general edition
Oct 6 2023, 03:07
