[X] My Assistant

"Rugby is more fun to watch than American Football."

I feel a little better if I don't think about it too much.

Glen Petrus insisted the phoenix motif actually depicts "ikan pari" (ray fish). Idiot.

My health mutual finally kicked me out of their website.
"How dare you pretend being a human being when you don't own and use a phone (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/mad.gif) !!!"
That's basically the point that is spreading.

It's so annoying that the price has gone up all of a sudden.

Rumors should only be considered as a reference.

It's just uncomfortable if it gets crowded early.

Why am I doing this job for such a low wage?

It's nice that for a change no one complains about the food I prepare (there is always at least one person who complains...)

I wonder whether that poor of excuse of a social media, gamer-focused community GTribe still exists

"A few thunderstorms could be strong early in the day tomorrow evening."
Thank you weather service but...I may be dumb, I can't really tell what hour this is (and it's actually worst in french before translation).

Also, somehow the weather change if you visit the french or english version of the site. For the temperatures, ok, there's a change of unit, but the place for which weather is calculated is the same, so how come the rain disappear in a version?

Based on a previous sharing of temperatures from that same site, where I used english version to tell the temperatures in °K instead of °C, and got told the temperatures I wrote were lower than the ones on the french site, I suspect even the temperatures may not be the same if converted (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)

work

It is not helpful as each person has a different way of thinking.

There are some things that can't be solved with just effort.

The one person on this forum I wish would fuck off and stop posting forever. Piece of shit asshole everywhere I look. It left but then came back. Stay the fuck gone, obnoxious cunt.

Sarawakian housewife wins largest portion of RM22 million Toto Jackpot.

There is a 99.99% chance that housewife will squander the RM17 million and by a year or two all that money will be gone.

It's troublesome to get involved in unnecessary things

Akibat termakan janji DAP. Kalau kita pegang Putrajaya, kita akan hapuskan tol.

Translation: That's what you get for supporting DAP*. If we** hold power, the tol fees would be abolished.

The Malay's classic solution to everything: blame the Chinese. Or just any non-muslims for that matter.

* Chinese-dominated political party, though membership is open to all.
**Either referring to the Malay race or their political party, UMNO.

I think this may be an improvement compared to what exist, though it doesn't mean it's perfect.

RIP Spectre's banner thread.