[X] My Assistant

"People are already talking about the Musk vs Zuckerberg fake "fight". Because a "venue has been chosen". They both are vain, rich fucks and just want attention. Neither of them is going to risk getting actually hurt or getting sued for hurting the other guy.

Even if a match actually happens, it'll be a "worked shoot" to generate a media frenzy. so they can both have their vapid articles or videos that'll doubtlessly be made about them by "journalists" during the run up.

People on the Internet always claim they are more media savvy than their parents or old folks, who just watch and trust mainstream tv news, but when a super fake "feud" is happening in front of them they buy into it unquestioningly."

be efficient in a limited amount of time

'how boring'

Some stupid villager: "SHUSH!"
Me: "I'm not being disrespectful. Church was built on state-owned land without permission. Therefore it is illegal. Fact."

It's easy to get out of shape, so you have to be careful

"Locked down tighter than a nun's asshole."

Me: *thinks of all the nun + anal galleries* ... "I'll check it again."

The last few days it was so close to raining, but no luck.

rest, sleep...

It's hard to stay up late at night and work...

Kundasang is lame. Deal with it, you stupid Bidayuh.

sleep...

It's 02:30 and I can't sleep 😅😂🤣

I'm in trouble because there are too many unpleasant things

It's hard not to get the result I was hoping for...

"Karipap inti oksigen" (translate: "curry puffs with oxygen fillings")

Basically, it's just fried pastry without any fillings.

"Karipap inti oksigen" (translate: "curry puffs with oxygen fillings")

Basically, it's just fried pastry without any fillings.

Marketing 101. Pretending a product's detriment is its special feature.

I feel that time flies really fast

Marketing 101. Pretending a product's detriment is its special feature.

It's working, if the seller's claim is be to believed. The name went "viral" and the air-pocketed fried pastry sold like hot cakes.

It's like selling fried bread slices as French Toast but without the mandatory ingredients like eggs and milk cream.

I feel sad and frustrated about various things

Saw an ad cleverly disguised as a news article. It begins with a story about a boyfriend in a toxic relationship with a gold digger and upon reading further I realized the "news" was fake as it served as nothing more than promoting a scam in the form of an online gambling platform. I already knew one person in severe debt after getting hooked with online casino.