"Why go to a new barber shop one day before an important meeting? You just risk having a decent haircut getting messed up with not enough time left to fix anything. Happened to a female work colleague of mine. I feel bad for her, but she knew the risks."
The Pentagon is revising the definition of MANPADS. It will either be the menstrual pads provided in the mens' restroom, or first-line breast augmentation supplies provided to our male-identifying soldiers. We're still hashing out which. Some of you have been making unofficial use of HUMPADS to refer to HUMan-Portable Air Defense Systems. We're going to need that for the non-gendered version of one of the above, so don't get too used to calling them that.
There's an article praising a woman after birthing a 7th child. "Wanita hebat" it described (translation: "great woman", or "awesome woman"). This shouldn't be news at all.
Unfortunately their analytics tell them that this kind of crap gets more views than proper hard news. Just not from the sort of coolant-blooded psychopaths that lurk around here.
This post has been edited by Necromusume: Jul 18 2023, 03:03
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