[X] My Assistant

"An 80 year old actor playing a 70 year old protagonist with a goddaughter female sidekick. The state of blockbusters in 2023."

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jul 2 2023, 22:15

Macaroni or spaghetti for dinner.

This post has been edited by Maxi89: Jul 2 2023, 19:09

I wonder which movie I should watch...

I want the explanation to be accurate

Silly company director. He demanded today's photos of work progress of the construction site be posted immediately at 8am real time. Yet he also can't be bothered to get the company car repaired and the construction site more than an hour drive away from here

I had a dream. We had an alien invasion of Earth on the Fourth of July, but the US government had already sold us out. They ordered everyone to stay in their homes, then shut off all the power, internet, telephone lines, over-the-air broadcasts, everything they could. Endless lines of cars standing still in the streets, with people inside looking at their dead phones. A few small drone saucers overhead for monitoring. Planes in flight were left to just crash or attempt unpowered landings if they could. Like The Day the Earth Stood Still, but with the government using their techno-fascist backdoors to shut everything down on behalf of the aliens. Everything was dark and grey from the overcast skies and the power being off. I was in one of the planes that survived splashdown relatively well; only a couple of people were injured. I headed for home to collect supplies and ammo, then left to defy the stay-home order. The BGM was like [files.catbox.moe] The Ruin of Babel, but without the cheerful bits.

tired

Mentally tired and not very motivated

I have a ton of work to do.

"Matsuoka's character song is catchy."

quit my job

quit my job

I already done that since 2022 😅🍻😂
Haven't got a new job since then 👨🏻‍🔧💸🖥️

Accidentally farted while driving, then looked at the guy sitting in the passenger seat.

Passenger: "Zzzzzzzzzzz...."
Me: "My fart is a biological super weapon."

I don't know what people think

I'm tired, but I can't fall back asleep.

Guess I'll just wake up.

How can I forget that July 4th is Independence Day 😅🇺🇸🎆

How can I forget that July 4th is Independence Day 😅🇺🇸🎆

I mean, I have nothing against the USA and I always wish Americans a happy celebration on that day. But with that awful Roland Emmerich movie starring Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum taking place on that same day, I don't blame you for subconsciously wanting to forget about it. :P

Unpleasant but can't be helped

I just read a newspaper article about an official opening of a school's "5-star" toilet block. Dafuq that 5-star classification!? A 5-star class toilet at a fucking school!?

This post has been edited by elda88: Jul 6 2023, 15:39

There are very few things that make me happy...