[X] My Assistant

"Half of the time when you try to be selfless and help someone in need, you end up finding out that they've contributed quite a lot to the situation they find themselves in and will likely end up in the same exact situation in the future. That's not to say no one should ever be helped, but you have to be picky. People who are disabled since they were born, or people who were involved in accidents should get priority over lazy, whiny, perpetually malcontent bums."

And here we have someone who wasted a whole tank of water down to the drain 😅💦🚰

lol

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jun 6 2023, 14:14

Bidayuh Genocide

My 14 years old computer date is set at 2066 after I never turned it on for a week due to battery problem 😅

I get depressed when I'm too busy

If Bidayuh women became rulers, this world will end sooner than Putin finish pronouncing "cyka blyat".

No matter how many times I watch an interesting work, I never get tired of it

Instead of stupidly telling me I don't need to come home for the end of year holidays because stupid family is stupidly away, tell me instead that stupid family agrees to my wish for vacation in Genting Highland. The other option is stupid family all die.

If Bidayuh women became rulers, this world will end sooner than Putin finish pronouncing "cyka blyat".

Talking about cyka blyat..... That Motherfucker Son of a Bitch in my house truly get on my nerves......
Katanya mulutnya kripit² krn makan lumpia buatan Emak saya.....
Tapi tetep aja dia makan smp cuma sisa 1.
Saya aja belum makan sebiji pun.

Dasar Emang Babi Munafique, Produk Keluaran Vagina Seorang Lonte Pelakor.

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Dumb Mother: "No need to come home! Give and take!"

"Compromise"... When has she ever compromised... 🖕

(IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif) (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/cry.gif) OOXX,eat!

Could not sleep because of the heat and early hour and lack of sleepiness, went to the bathroom, and heard someone in the neighborhood...
...
...
Thought: "I could always doubt it, think I misheard, think I'm misunderstanding or imagining things, before always I could be in denial, but this time, no way, can't hide, I heard my 1st live direct surroundings non-parodic copulation sounds"

Cats, money, guns, lolis and Touhou. Cats, cash, cunny, cannon and (CoC).

Dulu waktu kecil makan snack lidi² pedas harga Rp 100 rasanya enak
Sekarang harganya naik jd Rp1000 & rasanya ad pahit²nya 😫
Kebanyakan pengawet & entah bahan kimia apa lagi dimasukin disana

Cooking with ingenuity is fun

Dulu waktu kecil makan snack lidi² pedas harga Rp 100 rasanya enak
Sekarang harganya naik jd Rp1000 & rasanya ad pahit²nya 😫
Kebanyakan pengawet & entah bahan kimia apa lagi dimasukin disana

I know, right? Things used to taste so good. Nowadays, price increased yet the original taste didn't maintained. It's a sign of the apocalypse.

how to solve my financial difficulties

how to solve my financial difficulties

Regularly put a bit of your monthly pay & savings into money market funds?

*looking out the window* Unbelievable... Like, that free water from the sky sort of thing? It's actually happening?

I forgot what we call that...