[X] My Assistant

We've reached a point where dim sum costs the same as a plate of fried rice/noodle. It's a sign of the apocalypse.

"Need to do a trip to an ATM today."

Is it still a shortcut if everyone treads on it by default?

"Why, yes, I did buy a JP Enterprises muzzle brake just for the included pair of earplugs. Problem, poorfag?"

I wasted an hour of my time...

Unsure if the "French" and "Spanish" edition of the Wonda canned coffee is merely decorative on the label or based on the recepies from the aforementioned countries.

I feel like I'm slowing down to make decisions

Some parents like mine think they are infallible. They are in fact not.

A little moment ago, I thought (though I organized my thoughts in words since):
"It's bilingual japanese/english dog time: [wan wan : wan wan]"

Truth is treason in an empire of lies.

exam

apple

Bodoh babi punya adik perempuan. Masuk Islam jadi makin bodoh.

I thought I needed to take action.

Jarang balik, mak komen. Selalu balik, mak komen. Panjangkan cuti, mak komen. Tak ada apa yang betul di mata orang tua tu. Hidup untuk mengumpat saja. Patutlah hidup susah. Itu pun anak yang jadi mangsa kebodohan dia.

Don't do the same thing over and over again

Bidayuh women cannot make good decisions.

Things turn out differently than you thought they would.

Why is it always a halal grocery store? I want a haram grocery store.

I wondered why my ex lover does not contact me.