[X] My Assistant

am I getting sick, am I getting covid?

If humans were living with aliens the way cats live with humans. For some reason, humans are beneficial to the aliens, so over thousands of years they've evolved to love humans and want to have one in the house. So you have this gribbly beast that thinks you're adorable and wants to pet you all the time. And take pictures of you.

What would cat vs cucumber look like, in particular. You wake up and there's this hissing, spitting, writhing, eight foot long tube of raw, pink flesh in your bed, covered in fluids. The aliens are laughing their tentacles off at your reaction. It's just some harmless piece of one of their biotech machines, and why do you think that it's going to attack you?

food

So today's Mother's Day. Yeah, no.

Why am I here?

"I'm surprised no cartoon has ever portrayed the people of Turkey as humanoid talking birds/Turkeys, as a pun on the name. It can't be done now due to politiical correctness, but no one has done it in the past either as far as I know."

Fuck Mother's Day.

Sunday should last longer.

cake

I wish I lived in a universe where Link was real and not just a work of fiction.

Meaningless things with no substance.

Hannah Verona Jolis argued with company management when the latter questioned why the vehicle mileage always reached 10,000km under one month. A good moment to savor. I remembered how that stupid hag accused me of "misusing" the company vehicle just because of 300km mileage in one week. Bintulu isn't a small town, you dumb hag. Going to and fro between my accommodation at one end of the city and the office at the other, 300km per week is nothing to shout about. To reach over 10,000km of mileage, I would have to repeat the journey for 9 months. Hannah Verona Jolis and Faizal Bujang on the other hand somehow did it under one month.

So sleepy…

So H*rny 😆

I'm disillusioned by all the uselessness.

Masa keluarga pergi Krabi, ada duit. Masa keluarga pergi Cameron Highlands, ada duit. Masa keluarga pergi Langkawi, ada duit. Masa keluarga pergi Kundasang, ada duit. Bila saya minta pergi Genting Highlands, keluarga kononnya tak ada duit pula. 🤢🤮💀

God, I want to kiss him.

Mak saya pilih kasih. Orang tua tak berguna.

Mak saya pilih kasih. Orang tua tak berguna.

Sabar bruh (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Tak guna punya adik perempuan. Dah "pandai" sangat ambil loan rumah, apa salahnya ambil loan lagi supaya dapat bercuti ke Genting Highland.

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My patience is running thin though.