[X] My Assistant

"I miss pre-2020 pornhub before they did the unverified uploaders clamp down caused by the NYT article. Now even the stuff tagged "amatuer" looks so bloody phony and staged."

The dream of a holiday at Genting Highlands must be fulfilled, even if that means my sister has to eat instant noodles for a whole year.

The dream of a holiday at Genting Highlands must be fulfilled, even if that means my sister has to eat instant noodles for a whole year.

I just wake up in the middle of the night after having a naughty dream about Keqing, Lisa and a Busty Brunette Teacher fingering their hole until they climaxed like fountain.

I just wake up in the middle of the night after having a naughty dream about Keqing, Lisa and a Busty Brunette Teacher fingering their hole until they climaxed like fountain.

Genshin Impact characters?

Why does winrar not have a dark mode

Why does winrar not have a dark mode

It doesn't need it (?)

Why does winrar not have a dark mode

Why should they have it? 😅

It is very difficult to be told on the day of the event

Just rattlecan it. Mask off the parts of the monitor you don't want to paint, then break out the Krylon.

We've reached a point where a cup of hot "kopi-o" costs RM4. It's a sign of the apocalypse.

i'm cold

Miri is shit. Kuching is evil. Bintulu is cursed.

I should sleep more

The thunder has cracked for so long yet not a single drop of rain has come down

kicking

I should have known before I regretted it...

We have reached a point where many Chinese coffee shops have substituted pork with chicken meats because pork has become too expensive. It's a sign of the apocalypse.

They got my address wrong on my new id card.
They read a 9 as a 3.
Would not have happened if there were less meatbags and more computers in the administration, as it would have been automatically autofixed, or if a computer had been used, the mismatch between the numeric code and the city name would have caused an input rejection.
Never mind the meatbags didn't feel it weird that the number didn't match the location of the city hall (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

I still remind my siblings that a holiday in Genting Highlands is important.

They got my address wrong on my new id card.
They read a 9 as a 3.
Would not have happened if there were less meatbags and more computers in the administration, as it would have been automatically autofixed, or if a computer had been used, the mismatch between the numeric code and the city name would have caused an input rejection.
Never mind the meatbags didn't feel it weird that the number didn't match the location of the city hall (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/dry.gif)

You're still lucky. I have MY NAME written wrongly not just once or twice, but THRICE. I really wanna know how many IQ People needed to work on Civil Administration Bureau in my Country.

This post has been edited by Adhinferno Bloodmoon: May 10 2023, 02:46