[X] My Assistant

There's no time to slow down.

Kong Kian Sin from Miri is sinful. Hannah Verona Jolis from Sabah is sinful. Faizal Bujang from Kuching is sinful. Then what is God fucking waiting for??? Send them to Hell already.

I hope my sore throat doesn't keep me up all night

I was sabotaged by Hannah Verona Jolis. She deserves to be in Hell.

"My maternal grandmother sure is wasteful with her shopping."

I hope my sore throat doesn't keep me up all night

I know that feeling.

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jan 3 2023, 14:13

Hannah Verona Jolis makan najis babi

Do you need suspension on a trike? Answer is, it depends. I was going down some shitty chipseal and had to keep the speed down because it got too rumpety-bumpety. If you're commuting on bad roads and trying to maintain a high average speed, say with an e-assist, I can certainly see needing it.

People are always fighting over whether bike lanes are worth it. I'd say bad planning makes most of the current ones unusable. At a minimum, they should be oriented so the cycles always ride facing traffic, and/or there needs to be a hard barrier between the bike lane and the car lane. If you're riding with traffic, and there's no barrier, you don't want to use it, because it always feels like you're about to take a car in the ass at 40 MPH. All it takes is one drunk, stupid, blind, or distracted driver, and there are no shortage of those. I end up riding on the sidewalk anyway.

Curse you, Russia! If it weren't for your war on Ukraine, the world economy wouldn't be so bad and the dividends of my investment would have been way more than 3 cents per unit.

We are so busy that we don't have much time to rest

God is a moron.

I need more time on the day.

God is an imbecile

God is an imbecile

or God is so darn tired for us... he left us so many years ago

or God is so darn tired for us... he left us so many years ago

Basically this is how God works:

Russia: We're going to attack Ukraine, killing thousands that stand in our away.
God: Allowed.
Jobless guy: My previous employer terminated my employment to save cost. Please let it be that I can find a new job quick or my family will starve.
God: Pffft. Fuck off, insect.
Taliban: We will take over Afghanistan and execute everyone that resist our oppression.
God: Ok.
Bullied employee: The boss is so biased and unfair. Hopefully things will turn around for me and the boss realize her mistake.
God: Lololol! Nope!
Some American shooter: Let's go to a kindergarten and shoot everyone there dead
God: Sounds reasonable. Sure.
Scam victim: I got scammed by my own family! I trusted them! And they betrayed me! God, please punish them!
God: yea... NO.
God: phew. My work here is done. What a productive day it's been. Now to listen all the prayers and songs and praises that I rightly deserve. Sing my greatness, puny humans! Sing! Lololol!

This post has been edited by elda88: Jan 4 2023, 14:30

It's almost as if god didn't exist and we were wasting our time talking about him.

God is an asshole

I think about it a lot, but I don't have an answer.

Basically this is how God works:

Russia: We're going to attack Ukraine, killing thousands that stand in our away.
God: Allowed.
Jobless guy: My previous employer terminated my employment to save cost. Please let it be that I can find a new job quick or my family will starve.
God: Pffft. Fuck off, insect.
Taliban: We will take over Afghanistan and execute everyone that resist our oppression.
God: Ok.
Bullied employee: The boss is so biased and unfair. Hopefully things will turn around for me and the boss realize her mistake.
God: Lololol! Nope!
Some American shooter: Let's go to a kindergarten and shoot everyone there dead
God: Sounds reasonable. Sure.
Scam victim: I got scammed by my own family! I trusted them! And they betrayed me! God, please punish them!
God: yea... NO.
God: phew. My work here is done. What a productive day it's been. Now to listen all the prayers and songs and praises that I rightly deserve. Sing my greatness, puny humans! Sing! Lololol!

damn... maybe we can live in a simulation with a asshole player =(

I need more time on the day.

We all need it too (IMG:[invalid] style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

I'm thinking that this forum has peak aesthetic.