[X] My Assistant

I had my doubts the first time when my mother and sister dared to propose moving to Kuching. They had to drag me along because the bank rejected my sister's loan application because her monthly wage wasn't adequate enough. More than 4 years later, I was proven right. If God meant me to continue to help pay the house loan, then all he had to do was make sure QC Holdings renew my employment. But he didn't. Did he made sure I landed a secure job in Kuching like I hoped? Nope. This disaster is not my fault. We should have never moved. My mother (who is a jobless housewife) should have never thought of it. My sister should have never bite more than she can chew by forcing to proceed to get that loan. My brother should never supported the move at all. All because they foolishly believed God couldn't be a jerk

"Installing game patches takes longer and longer and my Internet connection is fast and not at fault here. One would thing as technology progresses installing a shitty small pointless 1GB patch would take less time, but it's the opposite. It's the fucking software bloat."

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Dec 1 2022, 13:42

The fact that QC Holdings didn't renew my employment in Limbang proved the religion embraced by my sister (which is Islam) is pointless. If this Allah is truly wise and merciful, I would have still be working in Limbang and continued to help pay the house loan.

It's the holiday season but it doesn't feel like it.

Faizal & Rathna are pigs

Keep up the routine without missing a beat.

By refusing to admit that she has no regret moving to Kuching, my mother stupidly justifies the family's financial difficulties.

"Kesenangan mak" (my dumb sister's words) = menyusahkan anak = SO WRONG

last thing I thought? that this thread is probably going to get the most random set of answers I've ever seen.
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Sim Chang Kui should have done more to my meet needs.

Don't neglect to check in advance

I had an auditory hallucination last night. That's pretty unusual. I had recently woken up, and I heard a loud sound like a crunch and then tearing metal, somewhere between the wall and my head. Then I heard a voice inside my head say, "Pay attention."

It was a muffled, distant, zombie-ish monotone that sounded like it came over an old radio.

How long until I hear the unmistakeable voice of my waifu, clear as a bell, saying, "Reap them for me" ?


"Auditory hallucinations can also occur in mentally healthy individuals during the altered state of consciousness while falling asleep (hypnagogic hallucinations) and waking up (hypnopompic hallucinations)."

So are you saying I'm sane?!

This post has been edited by Necromusume: Dec 3 2022, 05:12

I've fallen for false advertisement. The ad claims burger is 12 inches wide, but in reality it's only 8 inches when I measured it with a ruler. Fuck.

I thought I haven't been away from home lately

It's the month of Christmas, the last fucking 30 days of the worst fucking year of my fucking miserable life. Probably time to change my profile picture to mark this fucking pointless occasion. The pic has to be something appropriate, something relevant, something from Mangamaster...

This post has been edited by elda88: Dec 4 2022, 03:24

It's the month of Christmas, the last fucking 30 days of the worst fucking year of my fucking miserable life. Probably time to change my profile picture to mark this fucking pointless occasion. The pic has to be something appropriate, something relevant, something from Mangamaster...

damn, i love your past avatar, for real =(... this one isn't bad but... oh well...
and yeah, is my thought

That is late!

My lips hurt because a fat girl at a club I went to last night was super aggressive. Hurt alot. IDK why she did it so rough.

My lips hurt because a fat girl at a club I went to last night was super aggressive. Hurt alot. IDK why she did it so rough.

I'd say she was having hunger pangs and you were the first piece of meat she happened to see in her proximity, but that's such an obvious and lazy joke to make.

I'm bored with a lot of things and can't concentrate

I've fallen for false advertisement. The ad claims burger is 12 inches wide, but in reality it's only 8 inches when I measured it with a ruler. Fuck.

Maybe 12in before cooking?
They do this shit in America, too-
Advertise for example "1/2-lb burger" and then in tiny print
"weight before cooking"