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The Law of Cake states that it must be served with a glass of milk.

I fucking hate white milk. I choked on a carton back in pre-k and haven't able to drink it without vomiting. S'like liquid sperm or something.

I fucking ate white cock. I choked on a cock back in pre-k and haven't able to suck one without vomiting. S'like liquid sperm or something.

Heh.

Also, liquid sperm? It's called semen, you chode baron.

This post has been edited by Robbie Pie: Oct 26 2011, 03:46

Seaman!

As robust as ever, my fair shit-giggler.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Oct 26 2011, 03:47

I should've said ice milk. I can only drink milk if I put ice cubes in it and get it really cold to mask the cow pus taste. And I can never drink it on its own with nothing else, I only have it in cereal or I drink a glass with a meat & potatoes dinner like pot roast and of course with chocolate cake.


Chocolate milk is an anytime elixir but I still need to drink it cold with ice cubes in it.

My mother used to put ice cubes in our hot chocolate because we accidentally the microwaved.

This post has been edited by alloutboy27: Oct 26 2011, 04:37

My mother is fat.

My mother used to put ice cubes in our hot chocolate because we accidentally the microwaved.

You what?

If I explain it it'll be less funny!

Not that it was funny to begin with.

You're mother must be ashamed of you for stating the obvious so much.

I get the frozen hot chocolate part but not the accidentally the microwaved part.

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You're mother must be ashamed of you for stating the obvious so much.

Your mother must be ashamed of your poor grammar.

I got practically no sleep last night. I've been up since 7am and spent most of the day at school. I could have sworn I was complaining about how tired I was earlier. Why the fuck am I still awake at almost 2am?

Not just awake, wide awake. Well, not really. In that weird kind of wide awake where you're bright and alert but are staring blankly like a zombie, because you feel like you could probably crash and fall asleep sitting up just by closing your eyes for a minute. Anyone ever had that?

Yes. One time I was up for 72 hours straight. I worked two 10-hour days in a row and then had class the third. You've hit your second wind.

I've probably almost spent mine. I do want some good sleep tonight anyway, and I'll probably go soon, but...

These forums, they cry out for my witticisms.

You're going to sleep for about 12 hours, watch. I do 48-72 hour runs all the time. Still, it will feel like some of the best sleep ever.

I do 12 hours any night I don't have to get up the next day. Without my alarm, my internal clock doesn't get me going until well after noon, and even then I usually just say "fuck it" and roll back over for another 2 to 3 hours.

Ah, i wante to make a 72 hours run but then fell asleep because there was nothing else to ceep me occupied. It's a shame but within a few years i seem to have completely lost my ability to stay awake for long....