There should be only 2 directions possible to try before successfully inserting something in a USB port, but then why in the dark neither direction fit?
Short version: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Longer version: "TV programs with the word "Christmas" in the title are starting to appear.<<insert short version here>>"
Hannah Verona Jolis and Faizal Bujang should count themselves as lucky for having me. If it was Sii Hau Yew instead of me, he would not be tolerable even a bit. Therefore I deserve more care and appreciation.