[X] My Assistant

No good can come from overthinking

Death to Hanna

"My upstairs neighbours are animals."

5 days of inactivity according to Kong Kian Sin's Trucaller profile. Did he die? All the better. His existence is a sin.

He logged in today. Too bad. I truly, truly wished he was dead.

This post has been edited by elda88: Oct 17 2022, 13:39

DAY 4

"Hi, I looking for organic water."
"Organic water?"
"Is it vegan, free-range water?"

*filtering ditch water through a cloth into a bucket*

Then we carefully add the water treatment drops, and then... it goes... up the butt.

Mobiks: "Are you sure we're supposed to do it this way?"

Da. Is milspec. In the days of the Tsar, we did not get the water treatment drops.

Hannah Verona Jolis & Faizal Bujang owed me their lives.

I want to erase my frustration

Bila lagi orang sial tu jatuh masuk gaung?

People who do not reflect will have no one around them

Eyong Bilam cepat pergi mampus

Nothing changes in my daily life and I feel empty

Death to Ibans in and around Tanjung Manis & Sibu.

Can't wait for the suletta NTR doujins.

I am surrounded by morons.

I thought I needed to take action.

I almost want to break Hannah Verona Jolis' wrist.

This post has been edited by elda88: Oct 21 2022, 06:08

Insanity looming. Please have mercy on me, I cannot take any more.

Don't do the same thing over and over again.

If something bad happens to Eyong Bilam's wife, that'd be great. Let the idiot feel miserable.

I had a dream. I was in a library; there was a large red Russian savannah cat on the table who didn't really want to be petted. I was looking up a type of small creature, or spirit, with a name similar to 'Wendyweather'. This was corrupted from another language where it meant 'One who goes along'. Wendyweathers facilitated dimensional travel. It was supposed to originally be from a Madeleine L'Engel book, where a group of strange people show up and tell a girl, 'We are looking for a Wendyweather.' Well, that's her family's surname, and now you know why they wanted one, and where the surname came from. It had been in their bloodline for generations, and they didn't know. There were pages of other instructions for dimensional travellers, like at one point you would be asked what you wanted, and you could respond with the name of a god. If you said 'Faistlin', you just wanted a safe place to rest. That was presumably the first one in the list for a reason.