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LATE EDIT:

Yeah, there it is...

Undesirables List:
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Uh-oh, that third line is kinda long.

Why don't more people put me on their shitlist*? :<
* Bad press is still press.

Because you are not a shitty person. You are the opposite of a shitty person, and need to be on the opposite of a shit list, which is a "Tihs list" but because that sounds fucking stupid it'll be called the "This list" as in "This list contains people who are not shitty" and "This list of pretty fucking cool people".

Bad press is still press, but so is good press.

And good press is better than bad press.

Hmm...third line down.

Tenseigamoon
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Oopsies, it matches.

Oh, you goose. I guess coincidences couldn't be helped.

You forget what I wrote about those things, earlier, they are below notice.

I notice when you write things.

Because you are not a shitty person. You are the opposite of a shitty person, and need to be on the opposite of a shit list, which is a "Tihs list" but because that sounds fucking stupid it'll be called the "This list" as in "This list contains people who are not shitty" and "This list of pretty fucking cool people".

Bad press is still press, but so is good press.

And good press is better than bad press.

I feel lonely without an arch-nemesis. First there was Kleenex and that was magical. Then there was... Who was after Kleenex? I'm sure there was another one, no joke. My brain is telling me there was some other dude, though I can't seem to remember ever being the slightest bit angry at anyone else*. I do really wish someone would tell me, as this is going to bother me all night.


*I'm not angry at Kleenex anymore. He helps me clean up after my daily sex routine with Handy Rightyson.

EDIT: I do thank you nonetheless, el Vakuencio.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jun 16 2011, 05:21

There was me before kleenex, when you two were The Super Buddy White Knight Twins.

There was me before kleenex, when you two were The Super Buddy White Knight Twins.

No, no, we were never arches, I was just an overly angry douche who was trying to compensate for a boring life on the 'net. Doesn't count. Same for Itagaki - I was dumped soon before I went all out on the dude, and went apeshit for no reason. No excuse, but nonetheless, wasn't arching, as I wasn't actively trying to disturb either of you - I was just being an angry asshole.

There was, however, some guy I actively tried to bother on this forum (other than Kleenex), and I can't for the life of me remember who.


NON-EDIT: Not Groof, or Paddy, or Hayder, or Tenb, or Vakuen Von Blorgenville, none of the animals either (cow, chicken, panda, hamster), not even Oni (annoying though he might have been), not specter, not The NseigaSun, not DGLACAJKDGAKJHDKAJHS, not the Spaniard (Moor of Sama), and not the Mexican (A Big Penis 200 inches), not Patty, or Vanguard, or Evil Resident, Who is the Harmey was awesome, so not him. WHO THE HELL WAS IT?

I feel lonely without an arch-nemesis. First there was Kleenex and that was magical. Then there was... Who was after Kleenex? I'm sure there was another one, no joke. My brain is telling me there was some other dude, though I can't seem to remember ever being the slightest bit angry at anyone else*. I do really wish someone would tell me, as this is going to bother me all night.
*I'm not angry at Kleenex anymore. He helps me clean up after my daily sex routine with Handy Rightyson.

EDIT: I do thank you nonetheless, el Vakuencio.

I believe you and I went at it a few times. Though I would hardly call us archenemies.

Also, here's a video of Cappy (Skeletor) and Noah (He-man) doing what they do best.

I believe you and I went at it a few times. Though I would hardly call us archenemies.

Also, here's a video of Cappy (Skeletor) and Noah (He-man) doing what they do best.

Not you, good sir; explanations above. I feel flattered that you read the Wiki page, though* :3

* Video is what actually happened. I have proof.

This post has been edited by noahbody: Jun 16 2011, 05:44

Same for Itagaki - I was dumped soon before I went all out on the dude, and went apeshit for no reason. No excuse, but nonetheless, wasn't arching, as I wasn't actively trying to disturb either of you - I was just being an angry asshole.

Aww. I joined this shithole after I was dumped. My second boyfriend, God he was cute. Now he's a miserable, self loathing, closet fagged* fatty hooked up with some ugly bitch because he didn't want to accept who he was out of fear of being ridiculed.

I feel flattered that you read the Wiki page, though* :3

T'were amusing, I'll admit.

No, no, we were never arches, I was just an overly angry douche who was trying to compensate for a boring life on the 'net. Doesn't count. Same for Itagaki - I was dumped soon before I went all out on the dude, and went apeshit for no reason. No excuse, but nonetheless, wasn't arching, as I wasn't actively trying to disturb either of you - I was just being an angry asshole.

There was, however, some guy I actively tried to bother on this forum (other than Kleenex), and I can't for the life of me remember who.
NON-EDIT: Not Groof, or Paddy, or Hayder, or Tenb, or Vakuen Von Blorgenville, none of the animals either (cow, chicken, panda, hamster), not even Oni (annoying though he might have been), not specter, not The NseigaSun, not DGLACAJKDGAKJHDKAJHS, not the Spaniard (Moor of Sama), and not the Mexican (A Big Penis 200 inches), not Patty, or Vanguard, or Evil Resident, Who is the Harmey was awesome, so not him. WHO THE HELL WAS IT?

Fuck, I went back like 30 pages of my posts to find a thread where you once mentioned people you hadn't gotten along with. Ironically, I would have been better served by jumping to page 30 of My Posts and going backwards, instead of going to page 30 then going forward for 20 pages before jumping to page 20 and going forward.

Why I do this I'll never know. Ugh.

... And yes, it is somewhat related to olden times - you will notice many members still do not reply directly to my posts, mostly because they have/had me blocked (those include, in order of occurrence, Kleenex, Hitokiri, and BoggyB - of the ones you might know). And here is a list of some EH members I have seriously quarreled with at at least one point in time (the most memorable at least): Radixius, Grahf, Paddette, TDragonus, Onikitsune, Isis, Sennia, Nayr, Kleenex, Tenboro, BladeJtr, Hitokiri, CptWiz, Sonic, Tenseigamoon, BoggyB, among many others...

When your ears burn, you know someone is talking about you but when your penis burns, it's because someone is talking about you on the forums. Either that or I really need to go get this checked out.

Heh, Sennia, what a windbag piece of garbage.

Fuck, I went back like 30 pages of my posts to find a thread where you once mentioned people you hadn't gotten along with. Ironically, I would have been better served by jumping to page 30 of My Posts and going backwards, instead of going to page 30 then going forward for 20 pages before jumping to page 20 and going forward.

Why I do this I'll never know. Ugh.

<3<3<3

It was Hitokiri/CmptWiz/Sonic/"theotherguy from the trio".

Man, my memory is seriously becoming horrible.

Aww. I joined this shithole after I was dumped. My second boyfriend, God he was cute. Now he's a miserable, self loathing, closet fagged* fatty hooked up with some ugly bitch because he didn't want to accept who he was out of fear of being ridiculed.
T'were amusing, I'll admit.

You'll find better, kid. Love sometimes points to a shitty person. Someday you'll find the right dude for you. And I mean the right person - someone who loves you for who you are and accepts flaws you might have. Don't accept anything else.

And ya, Paddy's writing on my Wiki page is probably my favorite memory of this forum. I tried my best with the NarakuDemon, Paddy, Tdrag, Golden Alchemist, and Kleenex ones, but they never came close. I also just found out that Anto wrote one for himself where he asserts NHayder is a troll, and we're all out to get him. Really can't see that happening.

I should make a Wiki page for myself.

BlorgAlmighty
Real account name Blorg.
An unlikable chap. Fairly pretentious.

Bam. Done, right there.

I should make a Wiki page for myself.

BlorgAlmighty
Real account name Blorg.
An unlikable chap. Fairly pretentious.

Bam. Done, right there.

Possible obituary too.

It was Hitokiri/CmptWiz/Sonic/"theotherguy from the trio".

Suisfonia?

Also, thanks for the pep talk. With any luck, maybe I can score this hottie at the grocery store.

BlorgAlmighty. Died alone yesterday. Suicide. Was a loner. Had no friends. Will not be missed. No funeral will be held, corpse to be cremated and then shoved into a corner of a hotel lobby.

Bam. Done, right there.

I'm not clever and witty enough to write my own wiki entry.