[X] My Assistant

Nothing.

I wish I had the super power of an evil imugi.

I wish I had the super power of an evil imugi.

So do I. I can only imagine the fuckin' carnage you would unleash.
But it would be "Must-See Theatre"

"Banana Banana Banana Terracotta Banana Terracotta Terracotta Pie!"

It's not too much to ask from a fucking contractor to provide fucking transportation to its on-site employees. This is going to be like the fucking time I worked with that fucking YWP Builders (later changed name to YWP Construction and Engineering) who fucking withheld salaries and other payments for months but still expects everything to run like fucking normal.

Nothing

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So do I. I can only imagine the fuckin' carnage you would unleash.
But it would be "Must-See Theatre"

It would be more than a mass suicide within a city block.

Both my doctor and my mother's doctor are fucking idiots. Yesterday and today were spent playing phone tag with the medical facilities and waiting for replies in the online message center, etc.

My head hurts and my heart is doing that gurgling thing. I hope I don't die on my keyboard with the E-H window open, that would be more embarrassing than dying on the toilet like Elvis.

Only time passes mercilessly

The void.

Meanwhile, I've been gifted with the powers of a good imugi. What exactly can I do again?

"Well, you can... make homemade cruise missiles using commercial off-the-shelf drones..."

But I mean as a dragon.

"Do you really need anything more...?"

Now I know how Forge feels.

"Okay, okay. You can create nutritious food & drink three times a day, range: touch."

What if I team up with an alien who can only eat enriched uranium?

"Well... if he is hungry, you can create it... it is miracle..."

Excellent...

The constant annoyance from the female site agent is unbearable. She'd be raped by now if I was an evil imugi.

I hope I don't die on my keyboard with the E-H window open, that would be more embarrassing than dying on the toilet like Elvis.

HA HA! Ain't that the truth?

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: Jul 8 2022, 16:14

Summer vacation is a bless for us the teachers.

"Forgemura, are you okay? I've come to check on you. We've been hearing... things..."

"Be careful in here. There's crystallized botulin, tetanus toxin, abrin, and that one is VX... I'd be dead at least five times over already if I hadn't found Immunity to Poisons on the goodie-two-shoes dragon skill tree. I can't believe that's a low-level ability. Now I can handle kilograms of the world's deadliest poisons more safely than making homemade fireworks. Did you ever realize how screwed we'd be if someone invented a low-cost general-purpose robot, so that these substances were no longer too dangerous to work with?"

"Where did you get all this stuff?"

"The aliens agreed to share their snacks."

"Aliens?"

"They're right over there, along with my waifus. Can't you see them? I realized long ago that religion is the power of belief. Normies can only believe in what someone else tells them, but I can choose to believe in anything I please. Invisible aliens are real, and it would be wrong not to feed them. This thing is like a replicator from Star Trek designed by someone with no common sense. Instead of the pattern for 'Tea, Earl Grey, Hot', you can feed it..."

"What are you going to do with all of this?"

"Within the framework of moral relativism... Depending on your point of view... Good."

It'd be great if water supply in Miri is disrupted permanently. Worth it to make Kong Kian Sin, Nur Syabira and Timothy Huang miserable.

I feel like I'm just regretting

Uhh...

Tanjung Manis deserve to have its water supply cut off or poisoned.