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Before enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood, carry water.

I've been chopping up a windfall tree, and it's tons of fun. Get off the computer, go outside and do real work with hand tools, and you'll feel better. We didn't evolve to be plugged into a firehose of unimportant information while sitting in a pod. Of course it doesn't make you happy.

We didn't evolve to live longer than 40 years or practice dental hygiene either.

Stick to it for 2-3 more years and feel the same way, and then we'll talk. People always get excited when they try out new things and then they think they've found the universal cure all for all of humanity's frustrations because they feel giddy and enthusiastic for a change. Our brains ooze endogenous morphine when we learn new things, especially ones involving physical labour, but after a few months tops this'll become routine for you, too (if you stick to it), and all the old feelings will return. Feelings of frustration and inadequacy usually have more nuanced causes than just your daily habits.

Nothing wrong with having a healthy hobby, props to you for exercising, but you make it sound like some lifechanging discovery.

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: May 24 2022, 13:21

Modern dental hygiene obviously improves your lived experience with little mental burden in trade. It takes a few minutes per day to brush & floss. It is not in any way comparable to an eight hour a day office job or someone staying in an apartment all day long trying to be content with video games and surfing the internet. If you want to keep living over 40 and have it suck as little as possible, you need to optimize your life as much as possible.

Nothing about this is new to me, so, no, that is not the explanation.

I was shopping for a new axe, and I saw someone say "I've never chopped wood before." That was pretty shocking. I realized again that people are living these stunted lives due to being packed into cities from birth and they need to be told what they are missing.

You can relax by listening to music

Kong Kian Sin - useless
Made all of sorts of sweets promises ("I will take care of you", "I consider you as my brother", "Unlike William Tang, I actually care about my underlings", "I will never give my colleagues trouble") just so he could manipulate me into doing works that he doesn't want to do. Even attempted to steal the company car's spare tire and make me cover it up.

Michael Chang - useless
When recruiting people into Amway as his downline, he's excited as a child tasting candy for the first time. But when I asked about potential employment in his company, he became indifferent.

Bong Chian Chai - useless
What a show off! I never asked and I didn't care yet he kept asking to me guess the amount his current salary and allowance. He even revealed he's running multiple businesses at the same time ran by someone else on his behalf. He's god damn rich! Yet during the last Chinese New Year, he shamelessly told me I should go out treat him lunch instead of inviting me for "open house". WTF!?

I was shopping for a new axe, and I saw someone say "I've never chopped wood before." That was pretty shocking. I realized again that people are living these stunted lives due to being packed into cities from birth and they need to be told what they are missing.

It is not a good idea to continue for a long time

"Strip Pau Chia naked, parade him through the streets, then hang him in the town square!"

No answer comes out even if I think about it

Peter Ha was in Limbang yesterday.

Can't fucking God fucking kill off that fucking idiot with a fucking crocodiles attack or fucking something??!

I'm tired AF and I cant even sleep well!

Long sleep

Why do bad things always happen? Because God is too stupid to do the right thing.

I don't think it makes sense to overdo it

Why do bad things always happen? Because God is too stupid to do the right thing.

This would really explain so much.

"I had a dream featuring Wenda. elda88's sig and former avatar probably had some influence on it. Although the show also airs on tv over here."

some motherfuckers on the social media replying the honest comments as "wHo AsKeD YoU" are cringe af.

many things

"I had a dream featuring Wenda."

I do hope it's a wet dream.

That "aiya" expression, I wonder if it's an eccentricity of the mangaka or the translator, because it's certainly not that common to me.

I do hope it's a wet dream.

It was erotic, yes. Though brief. I did get to see her pussy.

This post has been edited by sunshineandlolipops: May 29 2022, 12:54